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q: what's a freudian slip?
a: when you say one thing and you mean your mother, er, another.B♭3Comment
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own goal:
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.Comment
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Great stuff, everyone! Special mention goes to Rah, and the dog jokes, and Paul Hanson.
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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride bikes?the good reverendComment
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and 6 to say, "hey if {6,5,4,3,2,1} more person posts, there'll have been 1337 people in this topic, isn't that 1337!!!1!
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb must want to change.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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How many Maoists does it take to change a lightbulb?
10,000 and 1. One to change the lightbulb and ten thousand to shout
DARKNESS IS SMASHED!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
Non, real men aren't afraid of the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't trouble yourself. I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the mint julips and one to shout "DADDY!"
How many Goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two. The trick is finding a big enough light bulb.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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A: None, let her cook in the dark.How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
Non, real men aren't afraid of the dark.Comment
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None, real men can make a fire with sticks.Originally posted by Japher
A: None, let her cook in the dark.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Q: How many economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The market will do it.Old posters never die.
They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....Comment
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Unlike the others this one is actually based on facts. Any Canadian will get it.
Q. How many Calgarians does it take to change a light bulb.
A. 100. One to change the bulb and 99 to reminisce about the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary.Only feebs vote.Comment
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How many PC extremists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three -- one to be ready to change it after the other two have reached in an agreement on whether or not to turn the light bulb in the conventional way, or the other way, so they can choose the best way to turn it that will not offend the light bulb.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Democrats -- Before actually changing the light bulb, they want to propose a new policy to place a better functioning light bulb product than the previous one.
Republicans -- They send out someone to change the light bulb only after increasing military spending, so that they can effectively protect the light bulb changer from any foreign threats.
Libertarians -- You cannot force me to change the light bulb against my will!!A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Patriot : In order to prevent sudden darkness to make easier terrorists attacks, from now on the light bulbs will change the day before they stop working.Statistical anomaly.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.Comment
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