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If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...
WTF? I just have comely high school girls stroking my arms all the time and trying to become my girlfriend...KH FOR OWNER!
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How'd the first guy hurt himself so bad? I bet his dad beat him afterwards again for having an erection while sleeping.
Or maybe the kids was amputee with no hands, that would explain the bruises in his face and fractued shoulder if he was thrown face first.In da butt.
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It sounds like those Korean kids prefer that you be the girlfriend.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
If it get dong chimed (have kids try to stick their finger up my ass) one more time...
WTF? I just have comely high school girls stroking my arms all the time and trying to become my girlfriend...He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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me so hooony.. five dolla sucky suckyIn da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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If you're wondering how one kid fractured his shoulder after "only being thrown out of a first floor window" it might be worth remembering that in some countries the first floor actually means the second floor. Siro didn't link to the article, but if it came from the BBC then that would account for it.If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.Comment
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Stupid children, they should have believed the teacher...
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I was thrown out of class on a number of occuations. I also jumped out the window a few times. Never thrown out of a window though. I feel that there's something missing in my education.
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You couldn't get away with throwing an kid out the window in an American school......because most American schools have plate glass windows that aren't designed to be opened.
Also, in America any teacher who allowed his elementary students to "dong chime" him would be expecting some serious jail time. I mean, they're just little kids. How could you do this man? You know what happens to guys like that in prison don't you?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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The defenestration of Rabat.He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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when did fez become a teacher?B♭3Comment
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My friend attended a military school where students would occassionally be thrown out windows by teachers.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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It sounds like those Korean kids prefer that you be the girlfriend.
I was talking to my friend, who teaches at a Japanese elementary school, this evening and I guess that the Japanese kids do the same thing. ****ing East Asians are insane, I tell you.
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