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  • #16
    Originally posted by Stefu
    You're not really a squirrel.

    Besides, when it comes to cool animals, monkeys and penguins both kick squirrel butt. Not that squirrels aren't cool. They just aren't as cool as monkeys and penguins.
    No way, Squirrels are way cooler than monkeys. Monkeys are about the most uncool animal you can choose they rank at the bottom of the heap with clowns and mimes.

    Penquins are okay cuz they remind me of Catholics.......

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    • #17
      And terrifying
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      • #18
        your greatest heros will not be able to stand against us.
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        • #19
          And your greatest villians will succumb to our bushy-tailed fury
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          • #20
            For the weopons we shall wield shall range from the most primative...
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            • #21
              to the most modern
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              • #22
                Damn furry, that's what you are, Boshko.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  our celebrations of victory over you monkey-men will last for days...
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                  • #24
                    long long drunken days
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                    • #25
                      Under our reign the earth will sink into depravity.
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                      • #26
                        Horrible depravity
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                        • #27
                          It's a frightening fantasy but the reality is more sober.

                          Sumptuous Squirrel Casserole

                          3 cups boned, cut-up cooked squirrel
                          1/2 cup milk
                          1/2 cup dairy sour cream
                          1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup
                          3/4 cup biscuit baking mix
                          1/4 cup cornmeal
                          3/4 cup milk
                          1 egg
                          1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

                          Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Heat squirrel, the milk, sour cream and soup to boiling. Spoon into a 13 by 9 by 2-inch baking dish. Beat the remaining ingredients, except the cheese, with a wire whisk or hand beater until almost smooth. Pour evenly over hot squirrel mixture. Sprinkle with cheese. Bake, uncovered, until the top is set and soup mixture bubbles around the edges, about 20 to 25 minutes. Serves six.

                          Roadkill anyone?
                          Never give an AI an even break.

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                          • #28
                            True Fearrising od Squirrels:
                            A squirrel with a high-pitched voice singing about going Weeee. When you're a kid and you wanna go Weeee, but you ain't got drugs yet.
                            Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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