Quake in fear puny humans, for you days are numbered.

[Bosh]

You may think of us as nothing more than cute rodents with a strange nut fixation but you will learn much in the coming days.

[Bosh]

For we have been engaged in cutting-edge breeding programs to increase both our size

[Az]

Is this one of those images that if you stare a lot on them, they rapidly change and scare you? Cause if so, I ain't looking.

[Bosh]

and our fuzzyness

[Bosh]

We have even engaged in pacts with the Dark One himself to prepare for the coming battle with you humans for the domination of the earth.

[Bosh]

(goddam bmps not appearing)

[Bosh]

Already we have infiltrated your citidels of higher learning where we weild all real power.

[Bosh]

Where we watch your every move.

[Stefu]

You're not really a squirrel.

Besides, when it comes to cool animals, monkeys and penguins both kick squirrel butt. Not that squirrels aren't cool. They just aren't as cool as monkeys and penguins.

[Bosh]

...both there and in your home...

[Bosh]

oops, make that in your home

[Bosh]

...and everywhere

[Bosh]

Even your government has been twisted to our designs.

[Bosh]

Right up to the highest echelons of your intelligence network

[Bosh]

when the attack comes it will be swift...