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  • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
    Are they from India? If not, you're using a racist term coined by the ignorant and genocidal Columbus. For shame...
    Indians
    by King Missile
    The Indians lived all over this land before we came and killed them.
    That was very bad of us.
    We thought we needed the land,
    But for the most part,
    We just ruined it anyway,
    And now, nobody can use it.
    That's the way we are.
    We're pigs.

    One of my favorite foods to eat is called corn.
    The Indians call it "maize."
    We call the Indians "Indians."
    This is because Columbus thought he was in India
    When he first came to this land.
    Some people say we should call the Indians, "Native Americans,"
    'Cause they were here in America before us,
    But before us,
    This land wasn't called "America."
    It was named "America" by a mapmaker who never even came here.
    He just lived in Europe
    And made maps and when he found out about this land,
    And put his name on it,
    'Cause he could.
    That's the way we are.
    We're pigs.

    As I was writing this,
    A cockroach fell from the sky and onto the table.
    I killed it,
    'Cause I did.
    That's the way I am.
    This doesn't really have very much to do with the Indians, though.
    I guess I got kind of sidetracked.
    Anyway, I hope you see my point.
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    • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
      It's not a racist term.


      Why'd Stanford change their mascot, then?
      I've never heard of the Standford Amerindians.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • Drake, see my last post . . .?
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • I suppose if I tack "Amer-" onto the word "******", then that slur will suddenly be all right as well.
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          • Originally posted by MrFun
            Drake, see my last post . . .?
            You are so insecure.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • Amerindian is probably the best we will be able to do.


              You could call them "Native Americans" like every other caring person on the planet.
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              • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                You are so insecure.
                Yeah that's it -- that's why I pick on you with anti-commie trolls.


                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                  Amerindian is probably the best we will be able to do.


                  You could call them "Native Americans" like every other caring person on the planet.
                  But all races of people who are descendants of immigrants are also native Americans in the technical sense.
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • God, the lengths you racists will go to in order to justify your hateful vocabularies.

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                    • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                      Amerindian is probably the best we will be able to do.


                      You could call them "Native Americans" like every other caring person on the planet.
                      That's just as wrong, since before our ancestors invaded my other ancestors didn't call this place America.

                      And I don't think anyone would accept calling them just, "the People."
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • I'd suggest "Ameraborigines", but that's offensive as well. "Ameraboriginals" would probably be all right, but who can be arsed to say that?

                        Maybe we should just go back to calling them Injuns and hit the casinos a little more often to assuage our guilt...
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                        • The various Indian newspapers I used to read (granted, this was the 1980s) refered to Indians as Indians (meaning themselves).
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • They're racist then, too.
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                            • i don't like the term indians because it's confusing.

                              so it's been proposed by a few people that we add another adjective:

                              dot indians and feather indians.
                              B♭3

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                              • Impressive threadjack. The force is strong with this one.

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