GREETINGS from institutionland!

[Zylka]

David - it was ALL a plot to TRICK you, and leave the Province to work as an international diamond thief in the NWT (NEVER paying you back that owed king's ransom)

HAHH HAHAHA AAA haaA!!

I am here voluntarily, but only because my parents think it is the logical last step in "recovery". Oh yes, if Dad could see the tax dollars of this province spent showing crackheads grade 7 health videos. Wow, is crack ever huge in this neck of the woods!

All I can think about right now is crack, actually. I haven't even smoked the *$#@ before - either; but the "Addiction center" sure seems to be living up to its name! I also think I'll be smoking by the time out. LONG LIVE B&H

Ready for that shower?

[Provost Harrison]

Is there an Indian chief there Zylka?

[Zylka]

Yes - Harold. He's MASSIVE and round, and a jolly old fellow that's the life of the place. Plays a mean game of volleyball too, and weighs 300lbs, I'd guess! Last game with him tonight

I guess we all have to graduate from this fine institution at one point or another!

[Zylka]

...because we all couldn't graduate from GUDGER college.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Am I the only one who sees a cyber-romance with st. swithin in the offing?

I suggested it first several months ago.

[Tuberski]

Do you look like Ed Norton?

ACK!

[Felch]

You're the best, Z.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes, we should toast to him .

[Ted Striker]

We love you Z!!!!

[Asher]

I take it the cheques haven't come in yet, eh Z.

[Ted Striker]

You'd better cheque yourself before you wreque yourself

[Zylka]

No cheques for you ever, because YOU SAW IT COMING, SMARTYPANTS

HAHA all of the young staff dressed up in jeans/hoodies today to stop alienating themselves from the clientelle, as I suggested. And hear's a convo with the *tch head nurse everyone hates that has the young blonde reception girl finally smiling for me!

Diane: It's time for 20 minute "relaxation" in room 9, James

Me: ok

Barbara the talk show native: JAMES, is yer last name * - because it has a note for a package for "Joe *" up front I think is for you!

Me: ok

Nurse Bill: James, I have to get your blood pressure here, alright?

Me: ok

Nurse hoe: JAMES - IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION, over here. You need to take it RIGHT NOW

Me: OKAY! GREAT!!!
*Insolent slouch on arrival to desk*
Do I have a package waiting for me here in detox?

Nurse hoe: I DON'T KNOW.

Me: Do you work in detox?

Nurse hoe: I don't need ATTITUDE from YOU or ANYONE

Me: Sorry, THAT was just COMMON SENSE

Nurse: Take your medication. ALL OF IT

Me: I don't take these two until before bed.

Nurse: Well GO TO BED

Me: I'm going to play volleyball now *cheeky smile*

*Nurse grits, having been sole opposition to granting me gym priveleges*

Nurse: Well then hand those pills back to me, and you BE HERE to take them at 11:00

Nurse: NOT IN MY HAND - I CAN'T TOUCH THEM

Me: ok, bye

*Blonde receptionist wets panties*

~~~

Well, I hope that little self promotion of myself as a "har-core" bad-ass as they so might say will change your mind to send me 5$ CDN through paypall. Do it before 11:00 - NOW!

[SuperSneak]

Damn! Just missed the cutoff!

[Apocalypse]

Good that you're having a great time there.

I'm still in prison (college)

And Erin isn't allowed to talk to me anymore (at all, not just over the phone)...her boyfriend feels to uncomfortable about it. The goodbye yesterday was rather hostile too.

Think you could call her for me, James?