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GREETINGS from institutionland!
Some quick, little known facts of this journey thus far:
-I AM THE PRINCE OF DETOX!
That's right. the other clients are afraid of me - the staff at the clinic charmed and giving me early privilleges because of HARBALL NEGOTIATING, FOLKS!
-Volleyball is fun.
That is all
-The general Assistant at the back counter is unbelievably hot, arrogant, and probably douches with the mouths of even the most afluent bastards known in this country.
And the Prince wants a piece of that red-headed pie. I'd like to give her some stiff druggy views in the back counter, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
-I am high on acid.
Wait, maybe it was just that rotting argot muffin - I thi
-I am typing on a Macintosh - FROM INSIDE A TOURIST CENTER~!!!
Crazy, no??? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT@!
-I didn't watch 3 seasons of OZ for nothing.
Sure, if you asked Asher he'd tell you I'm a *tch at first sight, but did I let that shape my fate in these ROUGHEST OF TERRITORIES? No sirree! In fact I even took notes on the episode where Augustus showed the viewer how to make shanks from common items in the institution atomosphere. I had to fend off some ugly red headed weirdo with a shrapened toothbrush
-Head nurse number 3 is trying to kill me
-I am a few seconds away from throwing this *cking computer out of the window, followed by the immediate throat stabbinngs of the useless retards who work in the aforementioned tourist center.
Seriously, there are like 4 of them in here so far - at 8:30 in the morning (in a stupidly built, not at all busy tourist center for quite possibly the WORST city on earth), all chatting away briskly and doing that loud "THUMP THUMP THUMP, I'M TRYING TO BE PROFFESSIONALLY HASTY AND ASSERTIVE" walk. Can these *wits not tell that I've been up all night biting my damned hands to bleed while putting up with a freaking heroin addict in the room over cough up her lung/dignity/etc??? I MEAN I GUESS COCAINE WAS BAD ENOUGH FOR SOME OF USE, BUT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *CKING MIND TO AQUIRE A DOWN HABIT?!
-Edmonton Oilers circa 1986 paraphenilia is apparently official patient uniform back at the clinic.
...but they haven't given me any yet. What's going on? Well, at least I'm near fulfilled of the SECOND necessity - a full blown mullet! OH NO - REPENT BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY23`3412
-Seriously, I'm beyond pissed off that these idiots are employed by my Provincial Government.
This stupid *tch soccer mom is trying to explain why they should tilt a brochure display 4 degrees north east for added user friendly efficiency, and struggling - at that. Here's a tip; get that stupid queer with the white hair and passe beard sipping his coffee to stop staring at me, and I won't have this architectural nightmare paved over with a parking lot for the Hell's Angels in five years.
-Turn the lights off.
Turn them back off, you mindless tw. I turned them off for a reason. Get a real job, like peddling E to 12 year olds.
~~~
SO - how are you guys doing??? I can't wait to get back home and nail ol' Ming and Rah in a few more weekend games - because this town and program are NOT what life is about!!!
-I AM THE PRINCE OF DETOX!
That's right. the other clients are afraid of me - the staff at the clinic charmed and giving me early privilleges because of HARBALL NEGOTIATING, FOLKS!
-Volleyball is fun.
That is all
-The general Assistant at the back counter is unbelievably hot, arrogant, and probably douches with the mouths of even the most afluent bastards known in this country.
And the Prince wants a piece of that red-headed pie. I'd like to give her some stiff druggy views in the back counter, IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
-I am high on acid.
Wait, maybe it was just that rotting argot muffin - I thi
-I am typing on a Macintosh - FROM INSIDE A TOURIST CENTER~!!!
Crazy, no??? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT@!
-I didn't watch 3 seasons of OZ for nothing.
Sure, if you asked Asher he'd tell you I'm a *tch at first sight, but did I let that shape my fate in these ROUGHEST OF TERRITORIES? No sirree! In fact I even took notes on the episode where Augustus showed the viewer how to make shanks from common items in the institution atomosphere. I had to fend off some ugly red headed weirdo with a shrapened toothbrush
-Head nurse number 3 is trying to kill me
-I am a few seconds away from throwing this *cking computer out of the window, followed by the immediate throat stabbinngs of the useless retards who work in the aforementioned tourist center.
Seriously, there are like 4 of them in here so far - at 8:30 in the morning (in a stupidly built, not at all busy tourist center for quite possibly the WORST city on earth), all chatting away briskly and doing that loud "THUMP THUMP THUMP, I'M TRYING TO BE PROFFESSIONALLY HASTY AND ASSERTIVE" walk. Can these *wits not tell that I've been up all night biting my damned hands to bleed while putting up with a freaking heroin addict in the room over cough up her lung/dignity/etc??? I MEAN I GUESS COCAINE WAS BAD ENOUGH FOR SOME OF USE, BUT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR *CKING MIND TO AQUIRE A DOWN HABIT?!
-Edmonton Oilers circa 1986 paraphenilia is apparently official patient uniform back at the clinic.
...but they haven't given me any yet. What's going on? Well, at least I'm near fulfilled of the SECOND necessity - a full blown mullet! OH NO - REPENT BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY23`3412
-Seriously, I'm beyond pissed off that these idiots are employed by my Provincial Government.
This stupid *tch soccer mom is trying to explain why they should tilt a brochure display 4 degrees north east for added user friendly efficiency, and struggling - at that. Here's a tip; get that stupid queer with the white hair and passe beard sipping his coffee to stop staring at me, and I won't have this architectural nightmare paved over with a parking lot for the Hell's Angels in five years.
-Turn the lights off.
Turn them back off, you mindless tw. I turned them off for a reason. Get a real job, like peddling E to 12 year olds.
~~~
SO - how are you guys doing??? I can't wait to get back home and nail ol' Ming and Rah in a few more weekend games - because this town and program are NOT what life is about!!!
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