Are You A Metrosexual?

[monolith94]

No, it makes you a liar.

Snap!

[mrmitchell]

No really! I answered all of them honestly, I swear!

(What, you mean you ever thought of me as 'enjoying shopping, etc.' anyways? )

[Mercator]

5/12

[Nubclear]

0

[Skanky Burns]

1/10

A monobrow isn't a good look.

[St Leo]

2/12.

I didn't realize only sex machines read old classic.:P

Geek power!

[Imran Siddiqui]

1/10

[MrFun]

I answered two out of twelve correctly . . .

but then again, I'm originally from eastern Iowa.

[Bosh]

1/12 and damn proud of it. And I only got that one due to my reading habits...

[Jon Miller]

1) How many times do you look in a mirror each day?

27.0%
Three times - a little mid-day peek.
24.7%
Correct Answer: At least five - get off my case.

23.1%
Twice - morning, evening.
15.4%

Once - when I wake up.
9.8%
Four times - I have uncontrollable hair.

2) Can you leave the house without putting product in your hair?

50.5%

Yes, I do it all the time
31.6%
Correct Answer: No way

17.9%
Uhh, is a baseball hat a product?

3) Do you moisturize daily?

43.1%
Occasionally, if I have a sunburn or something.
35.7%

No -- lotion is for girls.
21.2%
Correct Answer: Always -- it's a necessity!


4) Not counting sneakers, how many pairs of shoes do you own?

33.6%

Correct Answer: Gimme a second .. still counting ...

21.6%
Four
19.3%
Three
17.4%
Two
8.2%
One

5) Have you ever tweezed, waxed or trimmed your eyebrows?

47.9%

No, never
26.7%
Correct Answer: Yes, frequently. I firmly believe eyebrows should be two distinct entities.

25.4%
A couple times, for special occasions

6) Have you ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back?

67.7%

No, never
19.4%
Yes, a few times
12.8%
Correct Answer: Yes, I do regular maintenance


7) How much do you spend on a haircut?

58.1%

$10-$20
16.1%
My buddy does it for nothing
14.0%
$20-30
6.6%
The barber school down the street will do it for $5
5.3%
Correct Answer: $40 or more


8) Your top drawer consists mostly of ...

49.1%

Assorted boxer shorts
29.2%
Good old Hanes tighty-whities
21.7%
Correct Answer: Designer boxer briefs


9) What's the last book you picked up?

50.6%
Whatever magazine was lying around the bathroom
30.1%
A current best seller
19.3%

Correct Answer: A re-read of an old classic


10) Going shopping is ...

54.1%

A chore performed before the holidays, her birthday, etc.
26.0%
Correct Answer: A top priority

19.9%
An activity I despise

11) Best way to spend a Friday night?

48.9%
Watching the game over a large pizza and a six pack
33.6%

Dinner at T.G.I.Friday's and ninth viewing of Lord of the Rings
17.5%
Correct Answer: Catch a hot musical, then drinks at a trendy martini bar


12) How would you describe your sense of style?

59.2%

Comfy and casual
29.9%
Refined and respectable
7.4%
Correct Answer: Trend-setting hipster

3.4%
Scrubby frat boy

[chequita guevara]

I already know I'm not.

[BunnyGrrl]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I already know I'm not.

The questions were kinda dumb. it's as if hetero men can only be scrubby beer drinkers or Banana Republic loving martini sippers. But, alas it is true chegitz is a lost cause.

[Theben]

Damn. 3 out of 12. I'm 50% more gay than slowwhand.

p.s. 1st chegitz, then bunnygrrl, then me! Yay! The gang's all here! It's just like being back at the apartment on Diversey!

[BunnyGrrl]

Originally posted by Theben
Damn. 3 out of 12. I'm 50% more gay than slowwhand.

p.s. 1st chegitz, then bunnygrrl, then me! Yay! The gang's all here! It's just like being back at the apartment on Diversey!

hail, hail the gangs all here.

pps metrosexuals arent gay, they're str8 guys for whom bathing isnt only way they groom themselves. Think George Clooney.

[Az]

Sadly, 0/12.

I wish I was a metrosexual.