LBJ had Kennedy killed...

[SlowwHand]

The dingo ate your baby, and shot JFK.

[Jaguar]

I believe Elvis HIRED LBJ to kill Kennedy, but LBJ just threw him in the NYC sewers, thinking that the alligators would get him, but George W Bush went back in time and bombed them all saying freedom would be restored to the New York sewers. Meanwhile, Amelia Earhart, who had witnessed the faking of the moon landing in the Arizona desert, got brutally attacked by a man with a hook for a hand, (also hired by Elvis) because she knew too much, but survived, but then Elvis convinced her that Bigfoot did it, but she thought that was a code word for Kennedy (they both have EXACTLY SEVEN LETTERS) so she shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

[mrmitchell]

(they both have EXACTLY SEVEN LETTERS)

****! I'm next!

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
Am I a red.

Woo Hoo! Got another one.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
Here's how it went down: Michael Eisner went back in time to tell LBJ to order JFK's assassination, but with smoke and mirrors, the shots numbered in the thousands from 128 grassy knolls, so it turns out Disney will become an adult entertainment company after the Great Fall.

Er...

You forgot to include Mr. Rogers in this hypothesis.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Later JFK stripped the VP position of any authority leaving LBJ with the title of VP but no real power.

The VP of the US has absolutely no power whatsoever. His only job is to step in should the Prez die and vote in the Senate in the event of a tie. Unless the Prez gives him something to do.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
The dingo ate your baby, and shot JFK.

That's MY line!

[Ned]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


The VP of the US has absolutely no power whatsoever. His only job is to step in should the Prez die and vote in the Senate in the event of a tie. Unless the Prez gives him something to do.

True, but LBJ was the most powerful Democrat in the country when he became VP. It must really had grated on him to go from being a man of extreme power to a funeral attender.

[Q Classic]

tco, don't forget the klingons.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Ned
True, but LBJ was the most powerful Democrat in the country when he became VP. It must really had grated on him to go from being a man of extreme power to a funeral attender.

He didn't have to acept the nomination for VP. Up until GHWB, it was the kiss of death to political careers.

It's well known that Johnson hated the Kennedy's, and they had little respect for him either. But anyone who thinks Johnsn and the military colluded is crazy. Johnson had nothing to offer the military that Kennedy hadn't already given them. In spite of liberal myth that Kennedy wasn't going to expand the war in Vietnam, he showed every sign of preparing to do so.

[TCO]

Kennedy was more of a Cold Warrior than Johnson.

[chequita guevara]

It's possible Kennedy was killed from bringing us to the brink of all-out nuclear war twice in two years.

[Ned]

Che, but why Texas? LBJ controlled Texas. There is nothing that could have happened in that state without LBJ knowing about it or condoning it, even if he were not directly behind it.

Also, I half recall that Kennedy promised LBJ an important role in the upcoming administration in order to get him to give up his position as Senate majority leader.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Ned
Che, but why Texas?

Why not Texas? Just because you control a state politically doesn't mean you control all the loons in that state. LHO was a nutjob and saw an opportunity to shoot the president and did so.

[Ecthy]

so what about all the parallels between the Kennedy and the Lincoln murder?

Illuminati everywhere!!