Running into your ex.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Anun Ik Oba
Heh, its funny this thread showed up, since I'm hoping my ex will come and GIVE ME MY DAMNED $130

"Ma beitch betta have ma munney!"

From the talent portion of the Pimp of the Year contest.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Sprayber
Unfortantly I may be running into quiet a few ex's when I get back next month. I've kept up with a few over email and I seem to have gotten myself into a jam. Basically i've gotten back together with at least two of them. It seems the whole being deployed thing has caused them to miss me. I'll see who really loves me when I tell them I could be gone for another year.

Don't worry, this will work itself out. I did a similar thing when I was in the Army, and it all worked out fine. Of course I didn't really make any promises, I just kept in touch.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Oerdin


What are you talking about TCO? We've been broken up for half a year and she's moving in with her new boyfriend. How the hell am I half way in?

Your ex sounds like someone better left alone. She gets needy and writes you an email, she gets in a fight with her bf and you are conveniently available for her to make him jealous. Then the next day when they make up you are screwing up her life. You have a relationship of convenience, and unfortunately none of that convenience is yours.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Cookie Monster
Now for the not so serious piece of advice.

Next time you run into an ex whip out the (arnold voice/) 9mm automag with laser sighting (/arnold voice) and terminate her!

What if his ex isn't named Sarah Connor?

[TCO]

Originally posted by Oerdin


Voltaire? Hmm, I'm afraid I don't know where the Voltaire parking lot is. Is it in Pacific Beach or Ocean Beach? That's where most of the surfers hang out.

OB. South of Dog Beach and north of the pier.

[TCO]

She wrote you an e-mail...

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by TCO


You're using her. I got the T-shirt...

That's fine. She's using him too, and they both agreed to it.

Backsliding sex is dirty, dirty, dirty, though...

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Sikander


"Ma beitch betta have ma munney!"

From the talent portion of the Pimp of the Year contest.

Sweet. You're the only other person I've talked to that knows that movie...

[SuperSneak]

I think he has a shot as well.
One might be surprised at the high number of people (females especially) who, about to embark on a long jag of sex with the same person, are willing and actively pursuing a little boot knocking with someone "safe" before the shackles are put in place.
Been there, done that...
I think women are very good at rationalizing that if the sex takes place before the marriage/move in/engagement etc, then it is somehow more morally palatable.
And, as a wise man once said: "if you got a little freak that you want to keep neat, you better keep that freak off my street, 'cause if she comes knocking at my door, I'm gonna have to give her what she came here for".

[Dinner]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Sweet. You're the only other person I've talked to that knows that movie...

Everybody knows about that movie.

"This is your brother? How does he go to the bathroom with all those gold chains on?"

[Q Classic]

as long as he doesn't OG, he'll be fine.

[TCO]

Was that the one where the guy had shoes that had goldfish in them?

[Q Classic]

i believe so.

[st_swithin]

Gives new meaning to platform shoes. Actually, it gave new meaning to elevator shoes as well.