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    At a community college. Apparently someone has taken a class hostage.

    A person on TV just said it was a teacher. What crazy world we live in.
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

  • #2
    he told them to do their homework

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    • #3
      ..um...as a follow up

      Apparently the teacher thing was just a hoax. The person was asked "Can you repeat that it is in fact a teacher" to which the caller replied "Suck on Howard Stern's nutsack, *****".

      Right on CNN

      wow...even worse to make calls like this during a serious situation...
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • #4
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          tell me about noxville

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          • #6
            It's where JohnT lives.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #7
              oh

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              • #8
                You mean Knockersville, paiktis. Heavenly place.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  I'M INNOCENT, I SWEAR!!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    If you're the type who likes lots of green growing things under clear blue skies, than Knoxville is your place.

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                    • #11
                      I only saw it at night. They have a resteraunt named after me, so it can't be that bad.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        Is this happening in Knoxville?

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                        • #13
                          Here's an economic analysis of Knoxville, Paiktis. (PDF document): http://www.knoxvillechamber.com/news...fileReport.pdf

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                          • #14
                            No thank you (do you really think I'd be interested in Knoxville's economy?!) big boobs and green fields has me covered.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JohnT
                              If you're the type who likes lots of green growing things under clear blue skies, than Knoxville is your place.
                              Surely if you like green things and blue skies, anywhere with "ville" in its name comes right off the list
                              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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