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You're Italian you're supposed to woo the ladies not make war.
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Oh... yeah... you are right
So we go sack Sparta and steal their women... if they want to...
otherwise we can just go for the American women... they are already here so we don't even need to sack Sparta.
Saluti"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchioComment
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Plus they're so much more easy [/pig]Comment
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Plus you can bring them to some very cheap and crappy restaurant telling them it is a typical Italian (or: insert your country name here) restaurant and they won't complain
Saluti"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchioComment
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They'd actually be happy to live the experience! [/big pig]Comment
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Or if you are really out of money you can just bring them at your house and cook for them... and they will still say it is "the most delicious thing they ever tasted"
Ah.. American Women... if they didn't exist, you'd need to invent them.
Saluti"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchioComment
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Well done little devil 
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