And then I woke up.

[Dinner]

Why would anyone build tunnels under westwood?

[st_swithin]

I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it...

[Hueij]

Wow, great story so far. It's my one big fantasy to go tunneling with a biology major but so far no luck...

[Nubclear]

And then I went back to sleep.

[st_swithin]

;p

[Dinner]

Originally posted by st_swithin
In Scotland, a junkie receives 145 pounds per month from welfare.

This start kind of reminds me of trainspotting.

[st_swithin]

Unfortunately, post-Trainspotting, all things Scottish and heroin-related remind people who've seen Trainspotting of Trainspotting. Except for Phantom Menace.

I liked it better when people ran around saying "Ef et's nae Scottish, et's CRAP!!" (for all you SNL fans out there).

[Straybow]

Doesn't this belong in NES??

[Jon Miller]

so Phantom Menace was Scottish and heroin-related?

Jon Miller

[Bosh]

There's a pretty good tunnel system at Wesleyan University. Student are always breaking down the locks and its has some of the best grafitti I've ever seen, including the serialized story of El Wes's quest for Trust, Justice and Cheap Drugs.

[flipside]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
so Phantom Menace was Scottish and heroin-related?

Jon Miller

For God's sake can someone just invent a phrase that describes opening a post, reading it, thinking about it, having a point of view and then finding that at the bottom of the post someone else has said EXACTLY the same words as you were going to.

For me, from this moment on, this feeling will always be known as "Millerism."


Oh , and if any one quotes the above Jon Miller line and says " No.It was ****e." I am just going to cry with anguish and claim "presqu-millerism"

Edit: I wouldn't have put Jon Miller at the bottom.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I was pretty sure this story would end up in a "so that was my first lesbian experience" type of place, but it didn't.

And yes, I'm disappointed.

Great pervert minds think alike.

[st_swithin]

You know, I'm spilling my guts here and it keeps coming back to the lesbian thing. You guys need to buy more porn, or else I'm writing the wrong kind of stuff.

I know, obvious answer, and honestly, if you've ever had a psycho girlfriend, you know why I'm not going there.

However, I should have a pretty good explanation for having those tunnels under Westwood soon, so maybe you'll forgive the lack of hot girl-girl action.

[flipside]

Are the tunnels related to the lack of girl-girl action?

Have they caused them to spill their guts?

For no good reason, and hence, we should not go there?

Psycho girlfriends are kinda interesting for control study purposes.

[Ted Striker]

Are you really 6 feet swithin? That's like the biggest Chinawoman I've ever heard of.

You "behind the scenes" narrative style is very good.