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Mountain dew works good.
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I didn't know there was such a science to this...Comment
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It's just the same as if you want to shotgun a beer fast. Big hole is key.Comment
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I've always thought there was something to be said for savouring things, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
"Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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And if you do it from a bottle (torpedo we call it over it here), you use a straw bent around the edge so that it lets air in. Then it's just a question of swallowing, or not as the case maybe.
I can do a standard bottle of beer (33cl) in about 4 seconds. A can of of soda I don't need holes for, you just need to pour from it slightly higher, but the time comes down at about the same as the beer (I have to swallow, I always lose to the people who open their throats...). 500ml cans of beer i have done in 7 seconds, pints from a glass in 5.5. Yes.. me and my roomomates as an undergrads were one those of competive groups of people
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Screw the record. MP3s are the way of the future, grampa. Then again, you can't play MP3s at an excessive rpm and hear Alvin and the Chipmunks for free, so I guess there's a point to all things under heaven. Pursue your dreams. Note that I said dreams, not hallucinations. People who pursue hallucinations tend to run over cliffs. It's not a pretty sight. Or a pretty site, for that matter. Blood stains have little in the way of aesthetic appeal.
Chuggachuggachuggachugga-
WOO! WOO!Comment
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No, it's:
Chuggachuggachuggachugga-CHOKE!
American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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if you use a funnel its even easier!Comment
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Funnels are for wusses. The hardcore method is to inject it into your stomach directly. If you miss you'll hit a blood vessel and the CO2 bubbles will probably give you some form of stroke, but you'll die happy. Try it yourself. If you don't die happy I'll give you double your money back. The beauty of this plan is that if I'm wrong it doesn't matter because you'll be too dead to sue. But now I'm giving away my secrets. I had best impose a cessation upon my blabbery.
Scooby-dooby-woo, where are you?Comment
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It takes me about 20 minutes to consume 12 oz. of soda."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert SpeerComment
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American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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** MrFun fails to find words to describe this thread **
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Words can be found to describe anything. Whether they describe it accurately is an entirely different story.American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
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who in north america says pop?Originally posted by Zylka
Who shotguns pop?"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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for my act, i chose a 12 ounce can of "Price Chopper Citrus Dew", a local supermarket's cheap ripoff of mountain dew.
8.2 seconds, and a barbaric yawp afterwards."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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