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    Quickest consumption of a 12 oz soda can.

    Anyone here ever timed it?

    Yes, I know, I don't have a life, don't rub it in
    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

  • #2
    Well how fast are you d1ckhead?
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      Is there a relationship between time guzzling a coke and the subsequent eruption of froth from the nose?
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        well it depends, does it have to be straight from the can and without making any other holes or openings in the can?

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        • #5
          We used to shotgun them as plebes. you can do it in under 2 seconds.

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          • #6
            Shotgunning. You shotgun a soda?
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Yeah, I knew a guy in HS that could shotgun a soda in just under 2 seconds... Somehow he could open his throat completely, and hold it like that... THe only problem was he would sometimes belch so hard stuff would come up
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8
                You all are about some sick bastards.
                Shotgunning sodas.

                A squid has an excuse, but you other guys...
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  (The mysterious secret of how Americans can get so fatass, by the way, has been revealed.)

                  For my act, I will choose a cold 12 fl oz (355 mL) can of "Red Fusion", a cherry-flavored brand of Dr. Pepper. It will be straight from the can.
                  meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                  • #10
                    Go, Mitchell, go !
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      DAMN!

                      I was hit hard by an unexpected complete swallow in the middle, but still managed to get about 11 seconds.
                      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                      • #12
                        It's a sad let down, and my family honor has been disgraced. I must commit seppu karu.




                        (or whatever it is )
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          Who shotguns pop?

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                          • #14
                            Apparently it's a wide-spread trend, unknown until today to us, Z.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              The key is to make a very large hole. Maybe 1" by 2". Lay your tongue along it to keep the soda in there. Then get it up and in position with head tilted back. And pull. and suck.

                              We were a little deprived then.

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