I Need Some Rest Woman!

[st_swithin]

A suit is more comfortable than the dress. You never know how many places on your body are imperfect and/or lacking until you've been fitted for a gown.

I'd wear the suit and be happy about it. At least there's pants with a suit, and you can take off the jacket.

[MrFun]

So -- are you going to sleep on the couch tonight or not, Japher?

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by st_swithin
A suit is more comfortable than the dress. You never know how many places on your body are imperfect and/or lacking until you've been fitted for a gown.

I'd wear the suit and be happy about it. At least there's pants with a suit, and you can take off the jacket.

The question is "How many women look good in a tuxedo?". The answer is "Not that many"

[st_swithin]

"Not that many" is still > 0.

So there's STILL A CHANCE.

[Timexwatch]

True.

I'm sure you'd fit fine in a child-size suit.

[Theben]

You need to remember (a difficult task for any of us men, I know) when the last time you were with her family BEFORE the wedding. That doesn't count: you're obligated to go to that.

Methinks the real issue isn't the dumb video, it's when you were with her family.

O' course if it IS the stupid video, tell her you need to inventory your used beer can collection instead.

[Whaleboy]

Fake an injury. Preferably severe. The longer you are in hospital or wounded, the better your chance of scoring afterwards.

Knee/ankle/shoulder is good. If you really want to make it good, punch yourself in the face.

Its too perfect!

[LTEC!]

Originally posted by SuperSneak
Ha ha...man....*wipes tears of laughter*...you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe.

Here's my menu for the weekend:
watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party
work tomorrow until 1pm.
Golf 18 holes.
Go out and drink with friends or stay home and surf/play games.
Sunday: football. ALL DAY.

Meow!

ahhhh Shaddup Sneak. We all know your wife beats you up.

[Boris Godunov]

Is a Rest Woman the kind one picks up at rest stops along the highway?







(commas are your friend! )

[MrFun]

The real Grammar Nazi strikes again.

[Theben]

509 posts and LTEC! is a goddess? I see, sleep with a Co-Admin and get a few perks, eh? Something stinks here and for once it's not the hippies.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Theben
509 posts and LTEC! is a goddess? I see, sleep with a Co-Admin and get a few perks, eh? Something stinks here and for once it's not the hippies.

If you want to sleep with MtG to get Deity status, be our guest...

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by MrFun
The real Grammar Nazi strikes again.

Wir lassen Weisen des Lassens Sie richtig interpunktieren!

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


Wir lassen Weisen des Lassens Sie richtig interpunktieren!

[Theben]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


If you want to sleep with MtG to get Deity status, be our guest...

As long as he doesn't whip out the banning rod...