I Need Some Rest Woman!

[Japher]

5 weekends ago: My wives friend got married. And if you know what that entales it aint just showing up with a tie.

4 Weeks ago: My borther-in-law got married in LA. That was fun, but it cost a lot of money and took a lot of time from work, and then I had to deal with family, which for me is not that easy.

3 Weeks ago: My wife decides that I should spend more times with my friends and tells my friends that I will be going to this lumberjack competition at Shaver Lake (about 3-4 hours away). The competition didn't end unti 8pm Sunday night, and I had to get back for work.

2 Weeks ago: My wife decides she wants to go see the musical "Chicago" and she wants me to go with her and some of her friends. It cost a lot of money and of course got me pretty sloshed.

1 Week ago: My wife decides to have a BBQ for her coworkers. Guess what that means. I get to set-up, plan, cook, clean up, etc... While she entertains.

Wednesday: Her brother says he wants us to come to Fresno to watch the video of his wedding. He says he wants to have at my parents house on top of it. (Both of our families are from the area.) My dad is having a colonoscopy to day so I tell her that she can't have it at my folks and they probably aren't going to go see the wedding video, and as I went to the real wedding I won't be going this weekend. I also need to catch up on some sleep, work, house work, and then football starts on top of it all.

Of course she gets all mad, saying I never visit her family even though I did less than a month ago at her brothers wedding. Anyway, I ain't going... I'm going to rest, and get some work done (which is easier for me on the weekends when the plant is not in production and I can actually get on the machines).

So, how much trouble am I really in?

[MrFun]

Depends -- are you comfortable sleeping on the couch you guys have?

[MrFun]

Re: I Need Some Rest Woman!

Originally posted by Japher

1 Week ago: My wife decides to have a BBQ for her coworkers. Guess what that means. I get to set-up, plan, cook, clean up, etc... While she entertains.

That is sexist double standard.

[Japher]

I know, but she pissed me off because I was screwing around on the computer after I had set everything up and was waiting for people to start showing up before I started the preparation. When I went in to start she had already done all the prep work, and it was wrong!

She seriously does not know how to BBQ

[reds4ever]

re. Wednesday: I think its the height of hubris for someone to expect other people to be intersted in their wedding video, 3 hours of "Watch! this bits' REALLY funny' and 'Oh ,thats a lovely dress' or 'thats Auntie Parkinsons niece, second from the left' etc

[Japher]

Especially when I was at the Freakin' event!

[The Andy-Man]

She's really got you on a chain buddy

Be assetive, give her one (and a good one).

Always seems to do the Job in the movies....

[Imran Siddiqui]

Stick to your guns, Japher!

[SuperSneak]

Ha ha...man....*wipes tears of laughter*...you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe.

Here's my menu for the weekend:
watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party
work tomorrow until 1pm.
Golf 18 holes.
Go out and drink with friends or stay home and surf/play games.
Sunday: football. ALL DAY.

Meow!

[Japher]

you are SO pussywhipped it's hard to believe.
...
watch boys tonight while wife goes to a party

o-k

[Provost Harrison]

There's only one solution Japher...you're going to have to go gay

[Whaleboy]

Provost: I second!

Time for a road trip methinks.

[Timexwatch]

You're a recreational Lumberjack?

[st_swithin]

Yep, I'm only OK some of the time.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Japher
Especially when I was at the Freakin' event!

The strange thing it's a BLOKE wanting you to watch the video, I can understand a woman getting all excited and wanting everyone to see, but most men are just glad to get out of the suit and forget all about it