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"Why is she mad that you got married? She's not one to talk, f ucking a married man and all."
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We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln -
On a school ski trip, some ski police people (I don't know what they're called, but I think you know what I mean) were skiing by me, and then one of them lifted a walkie talkie to his mouth and said "We've got a 2-4-0 under the Battleship."
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Was if female? If so, "2-4-0" could mean "guy with nice ass".
American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.Comment
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I think it had to do with the fact that the ski-lift was stopped. I just found it amusing that they had such a complicated code.
"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005Comment
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Well, you don't want any nearby skiers to hear what you're reporting back to base, they might wonder what you will do to fix it.
American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.Comment
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"She's just a friend? She's just a friend!? YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER!!!"
Heard from a distance of half a block, while sitting on my porch one summer night.
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Yes, but you're in Korea where every white woman is assumed to be a Russian prostitute.Originally posted by Boshko
I think I heard some people badmouthing me for being a russian gangster, but I can't be quite sure.
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When I was in college I walked past two girls sitting under a tree when one said to the other "Liz, your boyfriends always talk about how you suck **** so well while my boyfriends always complain I do a loosy job giving head."
I was drinking a coffee at the time and I almost spit it out all over the person in front of me.
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You should have offered to judge.
American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.Comment
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I would have but I was to busy giggling and choking on my coffee.
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But how else will you know who the sluts are?Originally posted by geeslaka
Eavesdropping is evil!
j/k
I don't hear much, except the usual, "Did you hear what Kyrie did with Jason?', "Yeah, she's such a slut".
Conversations like that are why I tend to close my ears at school.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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But how else will you know who the sluts are?
Hear hear. I can think of no more valuable type of information.KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
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I prefer not to sleep with things that stupid.American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.Comment
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geeslaka doesn't get laid for principle reasons, that is whyComment
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I prefer not to sleep with things that stupid.
Suit yourself. Eventually desperation will break down all your high falutin' ideals.KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
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