Evil is as Evil, well, does...

[red_jon]

A very very sad guy around my age has a website to get girls to go out with hi,. Although he isn't very good looking and admits he's desperate, they have to fill out a quiz and then a form to apply to go out with him. He even has his ideal girl and date listed.

Then Satan appeared to me.

I had to fill out a form, and so 'Fresca Jonia' was born. She's an asylum seeker from and ex-soviet country, the most modern Western thing she's heard of is Elvis, is alone looking after her little sister in Manchester and her favourite possesion is her teddy because "it won't leave like father did."

And he's e-mailed me!

Hi Fresca,

how's things? How's Manchester these days? I've been there about once. Have you ever been to Liverpool? You said that you are from another country? What country?

As for your taste in music, I can't say that I particularly like Elvis personally, and I've never heard of Korsakov. Sounds very Russian.

Email back,
Neil

Do you think this is the makings of true love?

[red_jon]

Oh, and Starchild helped me do this, so if you don't like it, blame him

[Boris Godunov]

I would think you'd have better things to do with your time than to play cruel tricks on lonely people.

[Dr Strangelove]

Yuh, particularily since you're sorta on the lonely side of society yourself. That almost makes your joke a sort of "self-abuse".

[red_jon]

You'd think.

He's arrogant anyway - he was already bragging that he's got reponses from the site. Maybe Fresca will bring light into his life.

Are you on msn anytime soon btw?

[red_jon]

Who wants to help plan my response?

[Provost Harrison]

You're in there

[red_jon]

Here is Fresca's response -


"Hello Neil!

I am good, but work at my college is not easy, even more with Anya, she is trouble!
I have never been to Liverpool, but I know the Beatles would live there, I like them also. Korsakov is Russian, but I am from Belarus, but I can never go back.
I am sorry I do not have photographs (they were gone in the fire back home) but I have made a picture.

You seem a nice boy, please e-mail me again.

Fresca
xx"

[mrmitchell]

I am sorry I do not have photographs (they were gone in the fire back home) but I have made a picture.

Very good weaseling, you twisted manipulative bastard.

[st_swithin]

That's about as messed up as the "carpool lane" - discrimination against those too lonely to be going somewhere with someone else, as well as against those too poor to hire a driver.

[Ted Striker]

where is this site anyway?

[red_jon]

Swithin - I'm doing it because this guy seems arrogant and specifically says he don't want no gays messaging him. It's ok, Fresca is straight.

Does this secure my place in Hell?

[reds4ever]

Don't post a WebCam piccy, you always look pensive and/or (mainly and) depressed

[mrmitchell]

specifically says he don't want no gays messaging him.

So? If he doesn't want gays to waste their time messaging him only to find out he's straight, why should that matter?

(If he says "All those ********ing godless queers can go to hell dont msg me" though, then, yes, msg the **** out of him.)

[st_swithin]

Get on the bus with Leary and Scorcese, RedJon.