Evil is as Evil, well, does...

[Dinner]

Yes, you are evil but if you truly want to be the spawn of satan then will have to get him to go out on a date with him and then stand him up. If you play your cards right (I.E. tell him you were there or you mixed up the address) then you might even get to stand him up twice.

[red_jon]

Or even better, tell him that she'll use a secret code so he can recognise her, which everyone will be doing (such as wearing a green top). Then marvel as you imagine him approaching strangers.

[st_swithin]

He looks young enough to be my son.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by st_swithin
He looks young enough to be my son.

You must have been a very busy 5 year old.

[st_swithin]

He looks 14 to me. In theory, I could have a son his age.

[Egbert]

I had a look at his site. I thought it was funny, checklists and application forms.

Seems like a young lad who is a bit lonesome and a bit silly. I can't imagine anyone sending a serious reply though.

He has a cute cat. Maybe someone will be attracted by the cat. Umh, yes, I think he needs to rely on the cat to get the girls in.

[red_jon]

It's really funny to note that after posting the link, people were suddenly less hostile to my oh-so-delicious cause

[Egbert]

Originally posted by red_jon
It's really funny to note that after posting the link, people were suddenly less hostile to my oh-so-delicious cause

True. That site does a splendid job of reducing hostility to your oh-so-delicious cause.

I think his best point is his cat.

(Arranging a date and standing him up would be cruel though)

[mealwithneil]

Hello Fresca, or Jon. Whichever it is. I guess Fresca is just for weekend purposes and the name on the flyers in the phonebooths.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that i'm not as gullible as you seem to think you have proved. It wasn't exactly hard to figure it out. I just felt like replying to see how long you were willing to carry on the facade.

A taco might be nice though.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by mealwithneil
Hello Fresca, or Jon. Whichever it is. I guess Fresca is just for weekend purposes and the name on the flyers in the phonebooths.

And you know of a better way to make money on the weekends?

And if this seriously is Neil (and if it is, kudos for, like me, being up at 20 to 6 in the morning) then may I suggest taking your shirtless pictures of the site? Some people can sue for damage to their retinas.

Or, on the other hand, I could just shriek 'DL'!

[mealwithneil]

If I put my shirt back on, will you give me a taco?

[red_jon]

Actually no. I've just contacted a nude modelling site and they want you as their posterchild.

You're not averse to bestiality, right?

[mealwithneil]

Bring on those sexy sheep.

[red_jon]

OK, so I'm presuming for half a second that I'm actually talking with Neil and not a polytoner who is trying to play me and asking how exactly you found this thread (and, why you are the only other person in England currently awake).

Oh, and of course you'll e-mail me from your account within the next 5 minutes. Fresca would have wanted it.

[red_jon]

who told?!