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**Whaleboy** · August 30, 2003, 08:50

Backs to the wall gentlemen

**SpencerH** · August 30, 2003, 08:51

Re: My Gaydar Rating

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Please, tell me how homosexual I am. I will give you personal aspects of myself, and you tell me how far I rank on the Gaydar scale.

I am a liberal.
I consider myself a social democrat.
My parents are both liberal.
I do not believe that it is against my morales to service a man.
I am a duel anthropology/theatre major.
As well as act, I hope to maintain a strong relationship. I have not decided if that is with a man or a woman.
I may even run for office as a democrat.
I have been told by many people that I dance like a Black Man (even by my dance teacher, who is herself african-american).
I enjoy dressing up and smelling good.
I like to impress people when I go out.

Tell me: how homosexual am I?

Gay

**The Emperor Fabulous** · August 30, 2003, 08:52

I forgot to mention:

I'm in the college Dance Troupe and singing group.

I'm a Resident Assistent who refuses to take advantage of his freshmen (those shower sexcapades were supposed to be with two of my incredibly good looking freshmen girls).

I'm awake at 8:30 AM after a night of drunkeness and partying.

I spend 6 hours a day on AIM and Apolyton.

On a side note, my thread last night was perhaps the best I've ever written while intoxicated. You can send gifts to the address on your screen.

**SpencerH** · August 30, 2003, 08:54

Originally posted by MrFun

Dear Azazel,

Actually when referring to a thread you're currently in, the correct word is "this" and not "that."

Sincerely,

Grammar Nazi

MrFun, I think you've finally done it. You've posted something funny.

Now go get that cookie!

**SpencerH** · August 30, 2003, 08:55

The singing troupe clinches it.

**Boris Godunov** · August 30, 2003, 08:59

Unfortunately, MrFun stole MY joke, since I was the original Grammar Nazi. You have to be original to be funny, dammit!!!

Oh, and EmpFab, you have to like two things: Judy Garland, and ass.

**Elok** · August 30, 2003, 09:03

I guess I'm the only one who thinks you're bi. Even if everyone ignores me, though, this is still a very funny thread.
"'I am a liberal-' 'YOU'RE GAY!'"

**Pekka** · August 30, 2003, 09:05

No one cares about bi's.. they are just fashion triend.
And the bi's, they always choose to be with the same gender anyway, so that's just gay! So, bi's are just gays who occationally hangs out with women.

**Boris Godunov** · August 30, 2003, 09:14

I'm a gay who hangs out with women often. I had no idea I was really bi...

**Elok** · August 30, 2003, 09:18

I don't know much about bi's. I met one guy over the internet who claimed to be bi, but he said he only felt attracted to girls' faces, not their bodies, so I'm pretty sure he was just a gay guy who appreciated a pretty face. Or else he was in pseudo-denial. Idunno.

**Ecthy** · August 30, 2003, 09:49

4 wimmin at 20ish, fair enough average, no girlfriend sucks though

my gaydar rating is low enough anyway

**The Emperor Fabulous** · August 30, 2003, 10:40

Originally posted by Boris Godunov

Oh, and EmpFab, you have to like two things: Judy Garland, and ass.

Judy Garland had a sexy ass.

**mrmitchell** · August 30, 2003, 10:44

El Menda: The Emperor Fabulous es Gay

http://the.emperor.fabulous.esgay.com

For a much poorer done English version:

http://the.emperor.fabulous.isgay.com

**SpencerH** · August 30, 2003, 10:54

Shame on you MrFun!

**SpencerH** · August 30, 2003, 10:56

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous

Judy Garland had a sexy ass.

Another clincher. Judy Garland was a male (in drag of course). Thats why the gays are inexplicably drawn to 'her'.

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