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  • #31
    Tater Tot Casserole is the bomb biggity.
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    • #32
      Re: Create the most disgusting (yet partially viable) meal you can

      Originally posted by Zylka
      1 CHARCOAL MILKSHAKE
      COLD PLATE OF HOSPITAL "SCRAMBLED" (POWDER) EGGS
      Actually, the US government had you beat decades ago:

      C-ration Ham and Limas is probably the single most putrid processed food item ever created that is ostensibly edible and ostensibly has nutritional value.

      The C-ration peanut butter was about as bad, but was basically inedible.

      Here's a tasty recipe built around good ol' Limas and Ham:

      "Outstanding" Ham & Mothers:

      Open and heat a can of Ham and Lima Beans
      When hot, add one can of cheese spread and stir until all cheese is melted.
      Crumble 4 crackers into the mixture and blend thouroughly.
      Eat when the crackers have absorbed all excess moisture.
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      • #33
        Tator Tot Casserol
        I wonder what HershO would think of that?
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #34
          I don't need to. They've already done it. Although I don't know if this monstrosity can be considered even partially viable.
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          • #35
            How about this one:

            Pour 1 bottle of dark ale (preferably porter) in a blender. Add 1 smoked fresh water trout. Blend well. Drink.

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            P.S For that extra flavour, you could add popcorn or/and sour cream.
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            • #36
              Raw monkey testicles with fresh seaweed. As dessert mousse au chocolat with horseradish sauce, garnished with lemon slices. Yummy.

              The worst meal I ever made and ate, was a "I'm going to a 2 months vacation and have to empty the fridge" stew. I threw all what remained in my refrigerator and kitchen unit in a big pot with water, spiced it without tasting with everything I found and let it boil until it slightly reminded something like a meal. Then ate it. A bunch of students from Hungary joined in. After a few spoons they begun to vomit and told me, that I'm the worst cook they ever saw. I said, that I knew this before, and bravely ate my dish empty (straight-faced, even though it hurt), which gave me in my student circles forever the flair of a philistine barbarian.

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              • #37
                A long time ago (as a student) I ate a main course and dessert all mixed in one bowl for a bet. Tinned steak and kidney pie, baked beans, tinned peaches and evaporated milk.

                Wasn't bad actually. I would not do it now though.
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                • #38
                  Entree:

                  Bogong moth larvae and widjiti grubs cooked in campfire ashes.

                  Main course:

                  Tripe cooked in milk and onions, with boiled turnip and barley mash.

                  Dessert: Licorice soup with coconut milk and angelica

                  The beverages:

                  Cattle blood and milk (a la Maasai) and Durian milkshake.

                  With coffee and liqueurs: chocolate ants and fried grasshoppers.
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                  • #39


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