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Re: Create the most disgusting (yet partially viable) meal you can
Originally posted by Zylka
1 CHARCOAL MILKSHAKE
COLD PLATE OF HOSPITAL "SCRAMBLED" (POWDER) EGGS
C-ration Ham and Limas is probably the single most putrid processed food item ever created that is ostensibly edible and ostensibly has nutritional value.
The C-ration peanut butter was about as bad, but was basically inedible.
Here's a tasty recipe built around good ol' Limas and Ham:
"Outstanding" Ham & Mothers:
Open and heat a can of Ham and Lima Beans
When hot, add one can of cheese spread and stir until all cheese is melted.
Crumble 4 crackers into the mixture and blend thouroughly.
Eat when the crackers have absorbed all excess moisture.When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."
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I don't need to. They've already done it. Although I don't know if this monstrosity can be considered even partially viable.Wiio's First Law: Communication usually fails, except by accident.
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How about this one:
Pour 1 bottle of dark ale (preferably porter) in a blender. Add 1 smoked fresh water trout. Blend well. Drink.
Asmodean
P.S For that extra flavour, you could add popcorn or/and sour cream.Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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Raw monkey testicles with fresh seaweed. As dessert mousse au chocolat with horseradish sauce, garnished with lemon slices. Yummy.
The worst meal I ever made and ate, was a "I'm going to a 2 months vacation and have to empty the fridge" stew. I threw all what remained in my refrigerator and kitchen unit in a big pot with water, spiced it without tasting with everything I found and let it boil until it slightly reminded something like a meal. Then ate it. A bunch of students from Hungary joined in. After a few spoons they begun to vomit and told me, that I'm the worst cook they ever saw. I said, that I knew this before, and bravely ate my dish empty (straight-faced, even though it hurt), which gave me in my student circles forever the flair of a philistine barbarian.
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Entree:
Bogong moth larvae and widjiti grubs cooked in campfire ashes.
Main course:
Tripe cooked in milk and onions, with boiled turnip and barley mash.
Dessert: Licorice soup with coconut milk and angelica
The beverages:
Cattle blood and milk (a la Maasai) and Durian milkshake.
With coffee and liqueurs: chocolate ants and fried grasshoppers.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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