Indian Girls are pretty

[RedFred]

Meaning you think they are either very beautiful or very ugly?

[Richelieu]

Maybe she was from Sri Lanka.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Here's how to identify Indians.

Leave them alone in a room with a bottle of your vodka. On your return....

If the bottle is untouched, the room has been meticulously tidied and they're aready griping about how much you owe them, they're Gujaratis.

If the bottle is untouched but they've moved in their extended family, they're from Assam.

If the bottle is untouched, but the contents of your bathroom cabinet are all gone and they're looking for the bong, they're Indian Muslims.

If the bottle is empty, the room is trashed and full of people drinking cheap Scotch, and a huge bearded man has you in a headlock and is telling you that you're family, they're Sikhs.

According to my Asin friends, at any rate.

[Brundlefly]

Originally posted by Zylka
She has no dot, just casual campus wear and an air of happines

That's good. That means it's safe to proceed without chance of injury. The dot is a self-defense mechanism. When threatened, an indian girl with a dot just squeeze her buttcheeks together and a laser beam shoots out of the dot....

[Dinner]

How about walking up to here and saying "Hi, my name is..."

Naw, that would be to easy.

[Lonestar]

Yep. Zylka's philosophy is "If it can't be done hard, it isn't worth doing"

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
If she's a Sikh, just pass her some vodka.

Look for the steel bracelet.

I had a Sikh girl interested in me once. She was sort of cute. I would have gone for it if I hadn't had another fish on the line at the time...

[Ted Striker]

indian chicks are hot

they have pretty faces and nice boobs and nice hips

[mrmitchell]

The dot is a self-defense mechanism. When threatened, an indian girl with a dot just squeeze her buttcheeks together and a laser beam shoots out of the dot....

Don't give him ideas