Get ahold of a copy of the Karma Sutra and put it on the desk where she can't help but see it. If she asks you about it open it up, show her the parts you really like and ask her what her reaction is. If she doesn't it you you're in like Flint, so go for it.
Mention that you've been reading about Chandra Bose, the militant anti-British revolutionary of the WW2 era. If she smiles go on to tell her how much you admire Hindu culture and etc. If she frowns make a quick recovery by stating that you don't think he could hold a candle to Ghandi. If she gets colder quickly add that you admire Ghandi for having the wisdom to allow the Pakistanis their freedom. If that doesn't warm her up announce your regret that he wasn't wise enough to do the same for the Sikhs. If she still gives you the cold shoulder change deodorants.
Mention that you've been reading about Chandra Bose, the militant anti-British revolutionary of the WW2 era. If she smiles go on to tell her how much you admire Hindu culture and etc. If she frowns make a quick recovery by stating that you don't think he could hold a candle to Ghandi. If she gets colder quickly add that you admire Ghandi for having the wisdom to allow the Pakistanis their freedom. If that doesn't warm her up announce your regret that he wasn't wise enough to do the same for the Sikhs. If she still gives you the cold shoulder change deodorants.
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