IWS XVI Answaaaars

[badams52]

Note: due to some computational errors as noted in the question's thread, some places may change but that won't change #1...

So without further ado.....

1. What's the best city in Asia?

1 Ulaanbaatar
1 Neo Tokyo
5 Hong Kong
8 Tokyo
1 Sydney
1 Phuket
3 Bangkok
1 Helsinki
1 Samui
1 Tel-Aviv
1 Uzbek capitol
1 No
1 Istanbul
1 The city with the most cute girls
1 Beijing
1 Singapore

2. Where's Osama?

3 Texas
2 Iraq
2 Ben Hiding
1 In California making guvernatorial bid
2 The White House
1 By Eddie
1 In my ass
2 Pakistan
2 In the US
1 Helsinki
2 Afghanistan
1 Hiding in Zylka's house
1 Who?
1 Screwing 72 virgins
1 Right behing you!
1 Florida
1 dead
1 In a cave
1 Under your bed
1 In a black UN occupation helicopter
1 New York

3. Who's Apolyton's most politically correct poster?

5 Zylka
1 Spiffor
1 Wiglaf
1 Sava
1 St. Leo
1 Smoking Bush
2 Ming
1 st_swithin
2 Stefu
3 Boris
1 DanQ
1 MtG
1 Joe Momma
1 No such thing
4 Mr. Fun
1 MarkG
1 Fez
1 Serb

4. If Apolyton was an animal, what animal would it be?

1 Hippopotamus
4 a banana
1 Armadiller
1 Elephant
1 Tyrannosaurus
3 Human
1 Cat
1 Snail
1 Dog
1 A Finn
1 Zylka
2 weasel
1 Lemming
3 monkey/ape
2 Llama
1 Wise old owl
1 A troll
1 Fat flying quagga
1 Some weird animal that only lives in Finland
1 Wildebeest

[badams52]

5. What's the real reason for Shi's tardiness?

1 He pushed the "wings fall off" button of his airplane seat
3 sticky keyboard/masturbating
1 Had a secret identity (Oprah) to save the world
2 Zylka
1 Sex with admins
2 Drinking problem
2 Porn sites
1 Success with penile growth formula
1 Busy
2 Finnish conspiracy/kidnapped by Finns
4 He's stupid
1 Calculator needed new batteries
1 Cows
1 A goat
1 Too much time at the mass
1 Lazy
1 Overslept
1 Wanted to see how long it took until people would bite his head off
1 I cry myself to sleep every night
1 Jetlag

6. How many fingers am I holding up?

1 -3
4 Eleven
2 None
1 42
6 One
1 All of them
1 10
4 Three
1 Put that thing away!
2 4
2 7
1 5
1 2
1 6

7. What's your favorite fetish/perversion?

1 duct tape
3 feet
2 Posting at Apolyton
1 Furries
1 Internet message boards
5 BDSM
1 Honey
1 European history
1 Zylka
1 This is an original idea to find a date…
1 Tentacles and japanese schoolgirls
1 Ming
1 German poo porn
1 Banana
1 Can't answer, wife looking
1 Women's prison movies
1 Hobbit gangbangers lusting after gigantic shemales with whips
1 I hate George W. Bush
1 Answering perverted questions like this
1 My lawyer had to delete this answer
1 Marshmallows

8. Who's your favorite supporting Simpsons cast member?

1 Professor Frink
5 Montgomery Burns
1 Zylka
1 Dr.Nick
1 Comic Book Guy
1 Santa's Little Helper
2 Moe
2 Ned Flanders
1 Sideshow Bob
3 Ralphie
4 Apu
1 Stefu
1 Duffman
1 Fat Tony
1 Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
1 Chief Wiggum
2 Krusty

[badams52]

Player Scores

10 ADG
10 alva
11 gopher
11 st_swithin
13 donegal
13 Richeliu
14 Atahualpha
14 mrmitchell
15 Snowfire
16 Smiley
17 Giant_Squid
17 muxec
17 Sava
17 Straybow
18 St. Leo
19 CerberusIV
20 badams52
21 Q Cubed
22 The Templar
23 Jaguar Warrior
23 skywalker
24 obiwan18
25 Jon Miller
25 korn469
26 Vlad Antlerkov
27 Skanky
28 Method
28 Spiffor

And the best score goes to

31 Kassiopeia

[Donegeal]

Kass won?!?!?! Where's my Trout?

[mrmitchell]

Screwing 72 virgins

I only got 8th place (from the back ) but there were a lot of very good answers, especially in the perversion question. That there was only 31 as the highest score, though, is a little odd.

[badams52]

The max possible would have been 40. Just so many people went the comic route this time that very little concensus happened.

[mrmitchell]

Considering that, I pledge to go the serious route, no matter how funny I might crack wise, until we've got winning scores back up over 50.

[Zylka]

DIE

AGGGGHHHHH

I WOULD HAVE WON WITH 34 IF YOU HAD COUNTED MY F*CKING ANSWERS

[badams52]

Well that and the fact that the questions were very open ended, there weren't any obvious answers to any of them.

[Zylka]

The max possible score was 47. You forgot to include me, you retarded perma-newbie!!!

[badams52]

Sorry Mr. Zylka, but I only calculated what Stefu put down in his spreadsheet.

[Zylka]

Shut

Up

PERMA NEWB

[Gangerolf]

few people participated this time

[badams52]

you try to be nice to someone, even after they insult you and...

[monolith94]

Where are my scores???