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  • #46
    Well, obviously, it would be natural for Sava to have an antipathy to any form of pride.
    Pride is a pointless, irrelevant, irrational response. One that I do not think should be forced down peoples throats.
    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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    • #47
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Yankees are as worthless as tits on a boar hog.
      This reminds me of a dialogue in Trainspotting (which takes place in Scotland for you cultural illiterates).


      "The English are f*cking w*nkers."

      "Well what does that make us!?! We're colonized by w*nkers!"

      And we have some uses, Sloww. After all, we forced you to get rid of Jim Crow.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #48
        Pride is a pointless, irrelevant, irrational response. One that I do not think should be forced down peoples throats.
        well, America has been historically known for being hypocritical about freedom...
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #49
          Indeed. Why don't they just sod it and admit it... all they (the people in charge) care about is profit!
          "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
          "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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          • #50
            Pride is actually a Sin. No good Christian should allow themselves to be tempted by it.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #51
              Originally posted by elijah
              Indeed. Why don't they just sod it and admit it... all they (the people in charge) care about is profit!
              PHASE 1: make people pledge

              PHASE 2: ?????

              PHASE 3: PROFIT!!!

              you South Park fans will get that one

              Pride is actually a Sin. No good Christian should allow themselves to be tempted by it.
              freedom ain't the only thing American's are hypocritical about...
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                This reminds me of a dialogue in Trainspotting (which takes place in Scotland for you cultural illiterates).


                "The English are f*cking w*nkers."

                "Well what does that make us!?! We're colonized by w*nkers!"

                And we have some uses, Sloww. After all, we forced you to get rid of Jim Crow.
                But didn't you know that darkies were happy under Jim Crow until we Yankees polluted their minds with such despicable concepts as human dignity?
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #53
                  Of course.

                  There's quite a lot of greed, gluttony, sloth, envy, lust and anger as well.

                  Then there's that whole thou shalt not kill thing, which doesn't seem to have an exclusion for criminals in the version of the bible I read, there's the thing about forgiving those who trespass against you.

                  I expect there are many more.

                  Starting a war because someone attacks you is about the least Christian thing you can do.
                  Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                  Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                  We've got both kinds

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                  • #54
                    Phase 2: People become extra malluable by the government or those that epitomise the ideals to which they are pledging alliegiance.
                    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                    • #55
                      MikeH:

                      I would pay so much to have George W Bush on the OTF.

                      I would take great pleasure in ripping his ideals to tiny little shreds. I'm sure I'm not alone.... SAVA!!!
                      "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                      "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by elijah
                        MikeH:

                        I would pay so much to have George W Bush on the OTF.

                        I would take great pleasure in ripping his ideals to tiny little shreds. I'm sure I'm not alone.... SAVA!!!
                        nah... remember Boris's old sig quote about arguing with idiots? plus, such revelations about his character would only scare me further...

                        edit: although I'd like to hang out with him and get him to smoke bud again... in addition... the idea of open discussions with politicians makes me think I'd like to hang out with Clinton in a public place with lots of young, supple women.

                        "what do you think Billy, how about that one?"

                        "oh yeah, she's got a purty mouth!"
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #57
                          Sava: All good ideas have their limits, and the otherwise good idea that one should not argue with idiots, has its limit at D!ck Cheney.
                          "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                          "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by elijah
                            Sava: All good ideas have their limits, and the otherwise good idea that one should not argue with idiots, has its limit at D!ck Cheney.
                            Cheney isn't an idiot, he's pure evil...
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #59
                              It's not required. They can stand mute.
                              But they can't sit down and do anything useful?
                              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                              • #60
                                Elijah, you should really consider not speaking your opinion so much.
                                It just makes you look SO stupid.
                                Debate Bush. Tear his liitle ideals apart.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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