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Fez- You are the one with a disclaimer, you illogical communist, just like your hero Chavez.
DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?
Ned: Warning: The interest rate of this post needs to be dropped below 0%.
Mr. Fun- Where is the banana option in this disclaimer? *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 2)- My only disclaimer is that people need to be warned against talking to someone from Idaho, where no bananas are grown! *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 3)- Warning!: This post is protected by the Union Army. Don't mess with us gay guys! *ba dum bum*
Asher- Warning! Reading this post may be in violation of your EULA, you criminal.
Red_jon: Warning! *insert picture here*
Albert Speer: Warning! This post might have some wack-ass **** in it. So keep ya head up.
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Boris Godunov: Achtung!! I stab at thee from hell's heart, foul bugbear! What is a man? But a worthless pile of secrets! Life is but a walking shadow, a poor playerwho struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. Now enough talk, have at you!
Monolith84: Warning! This post is powered by Macs, and funny shirts.
St. Swithin: Warning! This post is protected against septuagenarian Activision execs. Now if I may quote Tyler Durden.....
Slowwhand: Warning! This post is powered by Willy Nelson, and two shots of whiskey.
Slowwhand (take 2): Warning! This post may result in your being deported to Cuba!
Alright, that's enough for now.http://monkspider.blogspot.com/Comment
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for me it would be:
I am not a conservative or right-winger in any way, shape, or formComment
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Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
Read my seldom updated blog where I talk to myself: http://davedadouche.blogspot.com/Comment
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Oh fine, a couple more.
David Floyd- Warning! This post WILL NOT violate your natural rights.
Dissident- i know it is very pc to have a disclaimer but i am not a very pc guy. i would support gay, socialist ideas like disclaimers if they worked. i guess my only disclaimer is that you had better be a hot, slutty chick.
Ming- Warning! You liberal punks better shut your mouths.
Or else, someone is going to get restricted.
http://monkspider.blogspot.com/Comment
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Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.
Or natural rights or freedom. 
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Warning: This post contains thoughts not to be thought by anyone."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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"Everything you say can and will be used against you."“Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)Comment
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No, true DinoDoc disclaimer would be "Since when has having a disclaimer been a bad thing?"DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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For me
"Warning: Behaves erratically in the OT. Alert status [insert color here, where green = philosophical and red = right-wing lunatic]."
For Drogue or elijah
"Warning: Will argue philosophy at no provocation. Replying not advised."Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.Comment
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monkspider
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Great impersonations Monkspider
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Warning: Yes, I will voice irrational, biased opinions and thoughts. No, I will not argue them with you.Comment
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My posts already have a disclaimer. Its an official one.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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for me
WARNING: If you argue with me, I think you are stupid.
WARNING: I'm an @sshole.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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