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  • #16
    Heresson, that's kind of sad, that when people see driving school cars, they have to start teasing them, tail gating and harrash them. It's their own fault, if the student then makes a false move because they get nervous.

    Sloww, well, you know with little brains like he had, I'm sure he'll get there sooner or later, and most likely sooner. Darwin Awards candidate.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #17
      Heresson: -2 for missing.
      -30-

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      • #18
        Originally posted by elijah
        Roads arent good for pedestrians. Having said that I am probably the only person alive thats been hit by a milk float while cycling
        That maybe so, but Im probably the only one that got into an accident with a parked car while cycling and embarrassingly survived to tell about it.
        :-p

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        • #19
          My freind ran into parked cars twice while cycling. Don't be so hard on yourself, Zero.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #20
            Next time, don't stop...you could have just pleaded ignorance, I mean, if someone is going to lie in the middle of the road in poor visibility then they really deserve everything they have coming to them...he was lucky to escape with his life.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #21
              Next time it will be an innocent person.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Why did the man have your car?



                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #23
                  Must've left the car running with the key in the ignition.

                  ;p
                  -30-

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                  • #24
                    Another time was about to turn into a back streat when a little girl jumped on the streat... I stopped, but She looked at me, and terrified, she came back and fell into her mother's hands, instead of just finishing crossing the streat. I must have had a strange mime or what.
                    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                    Middle East!

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                    • #25
                      Almost? God gives you a perfectly good chance to turn to the dark side and you ignore it? Sheesh.
                      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                      -Richard Dawkins

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                      • #26
                        Oh, Luke, your father is going to be SOOoOOOOOo disappointed.
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