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  • #1

    Iws Answer

    IWS ANSWERS

    1. [gloating jerk]I have won the I'm with Stupid competition 3 times now. Why I am so good at this?[/gloating jerk]

    I have no Life - 2
    Ballet Stuffing with DLs
    The Very Stupid One
    The Great Banana deems it so
    Wombat and I are part of the few that actually try to win
    Luck - 2
    I am a jerk - 2
    My Elite Forum Hacking Skills - 2
    I have no imagination
    I have a unique ability to conform
    I’m a nerd
    I’m with stupid - 2
    I’m the stupidest
    I’m an opportunist
    The rest of us aren’t trying
    I’m Stupid - 5
    Secret Zylka sexual magnetism powers.
    Immortal Wombat
    Alva is shallow
    I am MarkG
    I’m an evil cheater.
    Dude, it's the I'm with stupid competition. There can be only one answer...
    I gave sexual favors to the organizers
    Martin Guhmann is with Stupid
    I’m a charismatic Catholic with the gift of prophecy.
    Zylka
    Shi Huangdi
    Bastard



    2. Who is your favorite Apolytoner from Texas?

    Tiamat
    Zylka
    No real Texan would post on Poly
    Sava - 2
    Slowwhand - 21
    David Floyd
    None - 3
    devilmunchkin
    Slowwhand’s partner
    Banana’s sister
    Apoc
    Lonestar
    Lefty
    George W. Bush




    3. Pick your favorite:

    A) Lager(American style Beer)
    B) Ale
    C) Wine
    D) Gin
    E) Whisky
    F) Mixed Drinks
    G) DRINKING ALCOHOL IS A SIN!!!!!!!

    Ale -6
    Lager - 10
    Wine - 3
    Mixed Drinks- 4
    Whiskey - 2
    Z
    DRINKING ALCOHOL IS A SIN!- 8
    Everclear
    Q
    Pure Ethanol





    4. What is your favorite City?

    Aberyswyth
    Boston
    Liverpool
    A bolivian unicyclist's jock strap
    Bath
    New York - 9
    Chicago
    Kabul
    I hate Cities
    Rome
    Coontbag, MD
    Los Angeles - 2
    What is your favorite City?
    Mysterious City of Gold
    Zylka
    Paris
    Victoria, BC
    Zylkapolis
    Sacramento
    Orlando
    Omelas
    Atahualpatown
    Banana City
    Vancouver
    New York
    Chicago
    Las Vegas
    Sin City

    5. King Louis XIV

    Some French Guy
    to bishop - knight 7
    King Louis XV
    Life with Louie
    King of Swingers
    The Sun King - 5
    Zylka - 4
    Sucks because he is French
    What was the Question?
    is a fat slob
    fart in his general direction
    King Louise CIV
    Dead French King
    Sick
    King of France
    False
    Tale of 2 cities
    Leo DiCaprio
    Richelieu
    King Louis XIV- 3
    Banana
    French
    yes? - 2
    dead
    Owns Yankee Arse
    Bad Hygiene
    Marie Antionnete
    "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
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  • #2
    6) Pick two apolytoners who you would like to see married to each other.

    Tiamat and Self Biased -2
    Asher and Zylka - 2
    MtG and LTEC -3
    Dissident and St.Swithin
    Sava and Fez - 2
    Agathon and Asher - 3
    Ming and MtG
    David Floyd and Fez
    Zylka and Che
    Fez and I
    Banana and Strawberry
    Ming and Rah
    PH33R HIM!11! H3 ROXORZ!!11!1!
    Fez and Redjon
    Fez and Zylka
    Bodds and Red Jon
    Richelieu and Mr.Mitchell
    Ming and MarkG
    Alinestra and Fez
    Boris and Banana
    Fez and EVC
    Starchild and Ming
    Zylka and Zylka
    MarkG and DanQ
    Boris and obiwan
    Mr.Fun and Slowwhand
    Ming and EVC
    Asher and Fez
    Boris and slow



    7. What will France be like 50 years from now?

    Surrendered - 2
    “Freedomland”
    More arrogant, fewer people
    Overrun by Elf Clones
    Same as it is now -4
    Nuked/radioactive - 7
    Even more French
    A colony of Poland
    Smoldering Ash
    Barren Wasteland
    Smelly and more isolationist
    Dead
    French will have moved to Finland
    Still Arrogant
    Won’t exist - 4
    The US
    Most Glorious nation on the Planet?
    Under German Occupation
    Under Atahualpa’s rule
    France?
    A banana republic
    Moslem
    FINNISH!

    8. Which poster claiming to be gay do you think is really straight?

    Fez - 10
    Asher - 4
    tinyp3nis
    None - 3
    Zylka - 4
    I hate George W. Bush
    Mr.Fun - 4
    DanQ
    Mrs. Fun
    Paul Hanson
    Frustrated Poet
    EVC
    Starchild
    Red Jon
    Boris












    These have been the answers, scores forthcoming.
    "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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    • #3
      I missed this

      but what are the scores

      and why cabn't I ever win, or at least be ii the top 2/3rds

      Jon Miller
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • #4
        @ Frustrated Poet
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
          6) Pick two apolytoners who you would like to see married to each other.

          Mr.Fun and Slowwhand

          8. Which poster claiming to be gay do you think is really straight?

          I hate George W. Bush
          Mr.Fun - 4
          Mrs. Fun
          Me and Slowwhand . . .??

          Oh and if I pulled down my underwear in front of you, you would not be calling me Mrs. Fun.

          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Hey, looks like I did pretty well for the first IWS I tried to score well in. Only tripped up in 5, 6, & 7, which were all low scoring anyways.

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            • #7
              Oh, I get it now. This round of IWS answers is a score it yourself system.
              badams

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              • #8
                No, the scores will be forthcoming later on today.
                "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                • #9
                  what is this?

                  Where's the link to the original thread?

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                  • #10
                    Original thread

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                    • #11
                      tabulating final scores.
                      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                      • #12
                        Had I not answered Sava, I know I would've won the booby prize...oh, woe is me

                        (I'm getting 8 pts or something... *cries* )
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          Correction: Two, not one people voted for France being German in 50 years, both of these people will have the correct score when posted. Two also answered Starchild for #8, there scores are corrected as well.
                          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                          • #14
                            And, done. Apologize for any inaccuracies, you guys did so bad on some questions it was a doozy going over so many individual answers.

                            Sava - 8
                            Smiley - 11
                            mrmitchell - 11
                            Paul Hanson - 11
                            Straybow - 12
                            Ramo - 13
                            Jon Miller - 14
                            Cerebrus - 18
                            monolith - 18
                            Martin Guhmann - 19
                            ADG - 19
                            Kirnwaffen - 20
                            Alva - 24
                            Richelieu -25
                            Vlad - 27
                            Monk - 32
                            St.Leo -32
                            Atahualpa - 33
                            Tuberski - 34
                            donegal - 36
                            obiwan - 40
                            Sirotnikov - 41
                            QCubed - 41
                            JohnT- 41
                            FrustratedPoet- 42
                            Giant Squid - 43
                            Method - 45
                            Kassiopea - 47
                            Plato - 48
                            JaguarWarrior- 50
                            Imran Siddiqui - 50
                            Wernazuma - 51
                            Skanky Burns - 52
                            dejon -55
                            Immortal Wombat - 58
                            Drouge - 60
                            Stefu - 65
                            Gangerolf - 65

                            Finally, it's over. Congrats to Stefu and Gangerolf.
                            Last edited by Shi Huangdi; August 21, 2003, 21:50.
                            "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                            "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                            • #15
                              Damn, I wasn't even close to being the big loser.
                              "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                              "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                              "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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