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  • st_swithin, I hope not!

    But I know you secretly love me. You can deny all you want, but that's the first sign of crush anyway.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • I was gonna say fvck you, until the irony caught me off guard.

      You are NOT A UNIQUE OR FUNNY SNOWFLAKE, ya fvckin' cheeseball.
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      • I like'em feisty.. wanna wrestle?
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • Ha ha fvcking ha.

          And DON't say you knew I was going to say that, because I know you're just reading along with the script.

          I still hate you most.
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          • It doesn't make any difference.. you're objecting me only because you want me. It's ok, don't fight it.. Perhaps you don't yet realize this.. but you will.. I know you will.. because you're madly in love with me.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • Yeah, but can you kick MY a55?!?

              Didn't think so. Get a REAl tattoo, ya fvckin' *****.
              -30-

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              • Trying to become an Apolyton Legend, Pekka ?
                "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                • Why would I kick it when I can kiss it?
                  MMm.. give some special attention to it. I bet that's just what you'd need right now. Relaxing massage? I don't have any oil, but I can run down the shop and get some.. music.. is Barry ok? I can sing too, but I'm not much of a singer so..
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • Spiffor, no ??
                    In da butt.
                    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                    • Super-spiffy.

                      Hey, I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think unicorns are SWEET!!!!
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                      • The finns are oil experts.
                        "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                        Drake Tungsten
                        "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                        Albert Speer

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                        • Swithin and Pekka sitting in a tree...
                          K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
                          First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes Swithin with a baby carriage.

                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • That's NOT FUNNY.
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                            • Definitely cool! If it's a girl, you can have her doing what ever you want to, but if it's a boy.. Oh man he's going to be a walking DEATHMACHINE! I'm going to hide the baby inside my sweater, so we get into violent movies etc.. Before he can even walk, he can already kill with his bare hands. How cool is that, old people picking him up 'ooh he's cute' and because he don't like old people pinching him, he goes for pressure points right there behind ear and below the chin.. I'm telling you, he's going to have his first kill before hitting 3 years old.

                              We can just keep him bold, no worries of growing hair. The first b-day is going to be great.. we'll take him to the barracks and all the soldier guys can check his skills out and take pictures with it, and then we head out to our dream house and give him presents like RayBan aviators, his first combat vest, small hand gun, tactical light to it.. the works. He's going to be so cute and deadly at the same time, it'll just make me piss my pants thinking what's going to happen because we grounded him and it's time to sleep!
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                              • Gary Busey and Sam Neill.
                                -30-

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