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German version of the lumberjack
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Bruce's philosopher drinking song.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
about the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
The constitutional peasant scene from Holy Grail and the Latin lesson in Life of Brian are my favorite movie scenes BTW."The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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OH yes
How I laughed and laughed about the constitutional peasant
Of course, the "swedish moose" thing is rather good as well.
When I watched it in the cinema, the entire crowd was going wild, even before the movie started.Comment
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In life of brian when brian talks from his home to a huge crowd that think he's the messiah:
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes, we're all different!
Brian: You're all individuals!
Crowd: Yes we are all individuals
Man in crowd: I'm not!
... or something like that.Comment
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and it's not a good thing to make jokes about the swedish moose. Moose bites can be very dangerous you know...Comment
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fish slapping dance ... :d"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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hehe the cat one made me laugh.Comment
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"she turned me into a mute..."
"???"
"well..., Igot betta.."
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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"It's just a fleshwound"I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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For some reason, I like the knight who say "Ni", in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
I don't know why...they just crack me up.
AsmodeanIm not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the markComment
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Constitutional peasant!
"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:Comment
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Soooo many good ones. But I have to go with...The Hungarian Phrasebook. "My nipples explode with delight!"
"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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"Oh, arguments is down the hall, this is abuse!"
-Arrian (who can't be arsed to reconstruct the scene itself, and hopes the last line will do)grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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For me it's a tie between the dead parrot and the cheese shop.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Customer: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.Comment
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