Funniest mothy python thing?

[BeBMan]

So?

I can´t remember them all, but one of the greatest for me was "the funniest joke" used as a weapon in WWII

"All through the winter of '43 we had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and produce a German version of the joke. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the joke and spent several weeks in hospital."

[reds4ever]

The mountaineer with double vision who wanted to climb the twin peaks of Everest

[Jeltz]

There's some many it's impossible to choose. Homicidal barber, argument clinic, the parrot, All-England summarising Proust contest...

Was the mountaineer sketch the one where a man was climbing on some street as a reporter interviewed him? That was hilarious!

[The Andy-Man]

The Crimson Permanent Assurance!

[BeBMan]

Spanish Inquisition was excellent too

[Winston]

The Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.

[alva]

Pavement climbing
Novel writing..
Logic versus sex
chateaux de ...

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/monty.html

[Boris Godunov]

Advertising agency...

"And here you changed the name of 'Conquistador Instant Coffee' to 'Conquistador Instant Leprosy.' Why, Frog?"

"S. Frog, sir."

"Shut up."

Cheese shop!

"Yes, we do have Camembert, sir."

"Ah, excellent. Bring forth the fromage de la belle France posthaste."

"It's a bit runny, sir."

"Oh, that's okay, I like it runny."

"I think it's a bit runnier than you'd like."

"I don't care how ****ing runny it is, go get me the cheese."

"Oh, the cat's eaten it!"

And, of course, The Argument Clinic! My brother and I did that one in a high school talent show. Quite a hit!

[Wernazuma III]

What's the name of the "heyhey, nutchnutch" sketch? That one was great. Also loved the Disabled Olympics, philosophers soccer finals and the princess with the wooden teeth!

[The Templar]

Cheese shop was great.

So was
Pepperpot #1: What do ya have there?
Pepperpot #2: It's a piston engine.
Pepperpot #1: How do you cook it.
Pepperpot #2: You don't cook a piston engine.
Pepperpot #1: I wouldn't fancy eating that raw!

[Boris Godunov]

"What's that on the television?"
"Looks like a penguin!"
"What's it doing there?!"
"Standing!"
"I can see that! I meant where did it come from?"
"Probably the Antarctic!"

[Zkribbler]

Dead Parrot.

Honorable mention to the Chasm of Doom in The Holy Grail: "What is the air speed/wingspan ratio of a sparrow?" "What? An English sparrow or an African sparrow?" "Gee, I dunno. [BOOM] AaahhhhhHhhHhhHh!"

[Sirotnikov]

There's the hide and seek olympic tournament. The british navy expedition to find a lake in someone's basement.

And the meaning of life IMO is highly under appriceated.

The first birth scene. The school sex education scene. The army scenes.

(from memory)

"Well my plan is to march back and forth accross this square. Is there anyone of you rookie maggots who has something better to do? Maybe someone has a more important issue he'd like to take care of?"

"Ahm... well... I have some tuba lessons I would like to practice, Sir"

"Really? And you would rather practice on your tuba, than march back and forth on this square with me?"

"Ahm... well... yes, Sir"

"Really? We'll go on then!"

"Sir?"

"Go! Now! Out of my sight! Go practice your tuba!"

[Sandman]

Self-defence against fresh fruit.

[ajbera]

Not necessarily my fave, but this has been in my mind lately:

"Hello, Mrs. Premise!"

"Oh, hello Mrs. Conclusion! Busy day?"

"I just spent 4 hours burying the cat."

"4 hours to bury a cat!?"

"Yes, he wouldn't keep still: wrigglin' about, 'owlin'..."

"Oh, it's not dead then."

"Oh no, no, but as we're goin' away for a fortnight I thought I'd better bury it just to be on the safe side."

"Quite right. You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat, do you?"

"Yes..."

"We've decided to have the budgie put down."

"Ooh, is he very old then?"

"No, we just don't like it."

"How do they put budgies down?"

"Well, it's funny you should ask that. I've been reading a great big book on "How to Put Your Budgie Down", and evidentally you can either hit them with the book, or you can shoot them dead just above the beak."

"Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo."

"Ooh, that's dangerous! 'Cause they breed in the sewers. And eventually you get huge, evil smelling flocks of soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal freedom."