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  • #46
    While my SO and I were at a rollercade (don't ask) last week, we had no less than five girls come up and introduce themselves to us. All of which were attractive, but probably around 16-17.

    They came in two groups, 1 of three and 1 of two. It took each of them about a couple minutes to figure out we were gay, and only because he kinda was resting his head on me. All five of them took particular interest in us after they found out we were gay, even asked us for our MSN emails and gave us high-fives. The straight guys we were with were not pleased.

    So being gay does have its advantages, I suppose.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #47
      My best beloved has the fashion and colour sense of someone blind from birth, with no sense of touch. Who also is unaware of the concept of tailoring, clothes, style,...well you get the drift. He looks at colours on shirts and trousers and puts them together in ways that would challenge the people who make those fabulous psychedelic swirly spot eye tests.

      Fortuitously he linked up with me, and I have been able mostly, to prevent him reaching built up areas and busy roads and causing major pile-ups and industrial accidents. And he does butch very well, what with the gliding, hillwalking and sailing. Although I'm thinking he's getting to look too Ocker now.

      However- having seen footage of QEFTSG, I'm not entirely sure I'd want the fashion sense of a Mr. Metro Swishy Dishy, thanks. But then, I wouldn't want to look like a Floridian golf fanatic either....

      Anyway, I like the way Colin Farrell dresses (like a gay for pay rentboy). And he's heterosexual....
      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #48
        Originally posted by MrFun


        Am I ignored?
        Not at all MrStud.

        I only used Boris and Asher in my post because they were the names mentioned by Starchild.

        We're all still one big gay (ie, happy ) family here at Apolyton!
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        "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
        "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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        • #49
          Re: I want to be gay

          Originally posted by Dissident
          give me some fashion tips please.
          Fashion is crap. Go for style.

          Fashion comes and goes, yet style always remains.
          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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          • #50
            Zoe (best friend) just made me spend £125 on clothes. Apparently I now look better. This is good.

            Seriously, I have little taste. I tend to go for stuff that looks okay without making me stand out. I got a nice blue shirt though./
            "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Wittlich


              Not at all MrStud.

              I only used Boris and Asher in my post because they were the names mentioned by Starchild.

              We're all still one big gay (ie, happy ) family here at Apolyton!
              No were not -- that means that Starchild is ignoring me.


              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #52
                Well, it's that stage in the lunar cycle. Having gone through my supply of trendy and fashionable clothes (with the quarters for the laundromat having been spent on drink and porn) I'm forced to wear the outfit that must not be named:

                1 T-shirt with the word "Slut" on it
                1 pair of prefaded shorts
                1 pair of white socks
                1 pair of construction boots

                You think I look gay now? Tomorrow, I become a clone
                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                -Richard Dawkins

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Starchild
                  Well, it's that stage in the lunar cycle. Having gone through my supply of trendy and fashionable clothes (with the quarters for the laundromat having been spent on drink and porn) I'm forced to wear the outfit that must not be named:

                  1 T-shirt with the word "Slut" on it
                  1 pair of prefaded shorts
                  1 pair of white socks
                  1 pair of construction boots

                  You think I look gay now? Tomorrow, I become a clone
                  A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Starchild
                    ...I'm forced to wear the outfit that must not be named...
                    Yep, I have to admit that I too slum with my clothes on occasion...normally when I know that I won't be leaving the house! I mean, My God! What would the neighbors think?!?
                    ____________________________
                    "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                    "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                    ____________________________

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                    • #55
                      If you are, shall we say, large, don't where horizontal stripes. If you are overly tall and skinny, don't wear vertical stripes. (I think )

                      As for what colors, you can go with a monochromatic, that is, black on black or pink on pink, etc or complementary(colors that go well with each other. blue and brown/tan/khaki, for example.

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                      • #56
                        what about short and skinny?

                        and pink on pink will definately make me look gay

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                        • #57
                          Short and skinny - horizontal.

                          And I thought you WANTED to be gay.

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                          • #58
                            Well even if I wanted to be gay, my brain chemistry doesn't permit it. I'm not attracted to men.

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                            • #59
                              As if sexual orientation was a choice, anyway . . . . .
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #60
                                no..he's attracted to extremely large margaritas
                                "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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