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Britney Speers wants to have sex with Ja Rule?! really?
A: All threads lead to sex
Q: Japher visiting Ming and...
A: San Jose, CA
A: All threads lead to sex
Q: Japher visiting Ming and...
A: San Jose, CA
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi -
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Q: What was Godwin's initial law, before beta testing showed it to be incorrect?
A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.
[Drat, too late]"I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie AllenComment
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A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.
Q: how long Japher has been fantasizing about a former member of the Clinton Administration"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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A: All threads lead to sex
Q: Where do I live?Q: Japher visiting Ming and...
A: San Jose, CA
A: Buttplug!
Q: What do I have to keep in for that long?Q: What was Godwin's initial law, before beta testing showed it to be incorrect?
A: Two years, six months, three weeks, two days, five hours, fourty two minutes and 8.3 seconds.
A: Buttplug!
Edit:GO with Speers...Comment
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A: Buttplug
Q: Ate too much polish food? Time to get...
A: Jesus Christ"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Q: Is that my tongue, or a knife?Originally posted by Albert Speer
A: Jesus Christ
A: Life is for...Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - KuciwalkerComment
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Q: Death is five...
A: Spanky the Wonder-MonkeyConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: What was that game of yours called?
A: EtEllerAndetUnderligtNogetThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: Why didn't Danish become the leading world language?Originally posted by ADG
Q: What was that game of yours called?
A: EtEllerAndetUnderligtNoget
A: A blue dress with pink elephants.The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Q: What was Starchild's last wardrobe choice?Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
Q: Why didn't Danish become the leading world language?
A: A blue dress with pink elephants.
A: Beethoven's last movement.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Q: What was the last thing Wolfgang flushed down the toilet?A: Beethoven's last movement.
A: My Big HeadComment
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Q: Hey Japher, what's that up your ass?
A: Six and a half pepper millsConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Edit: damn.
Q: What's better than six pepper mills?
A: The evil-looking squirrel outside my window.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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