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Q: Why isn't Japher allowed to the dinner table?
A: Barbie and a handful of cash.
A: Barbie and a handful of cash.
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Q: What's 'obfuscate' in faux German?
A: Kitten****tenflingen.-30-Comment
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q: why does japher like tilt steeering wehels in carS?
A: MORE HEADSROOM !!To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Q: If Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz get married, who takes whose name?
A: MONKEY!-30-Comment
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YOU PEOPLE RUINED IT!"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Q: What does Albert Speer spank more than his girlfriend's booty?Originally posted by st_swithin
Q: If Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz get married, who takes whose name?
A: MONKEY!
A: Mayonnaise, a cucumber and two grapefruits.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Q: Are you happy to see me or is that _______ in your pants?
A: Kaiser SoseWhat?Comment
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Q: What does G.W.Bush's wife call him, when they're alone?
A: The Bacon drinkThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q. What's a healthy alternative to milk?
A. A Pink LadyWe need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Q: Who is the Pink Panther's wife?
A: a stupid teacherA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Q: How did you lot all manage to get so stupid?
A: Solvent abuseComment
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Q. What's it called if you hump a bottle of liquid paper?
A. Mike Hunt and one Hugh Janus.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Q. How did Bill refer to Monica and Hilary in that interview?
A. Hot and cold.We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.Comment
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Q: How did they blow?
A: Like a whale.Comment
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