Freemasons

[st_swithin]

Yep, chalk it up to being the longest and bloodiest war never fought in Asia, and ending with the last man standing.

Take THAT, Vezzini!!

How's being clever working for you know?

[Lonestar]

know?

[st_swithin]

NOW.

[klesh]

I find the freemasons secrecy to be spooky. My ex was big into them and their apparent evilness (or so she thought).

I grew up next to a Masonic temple and they never seemed to have anything strange going on their except the occasional antique car show.

We stole a picnic table from them once as kids. We put it in the woods and hung out on it. Yes, there isnt alot to do in my hometown. Getting high on the masonic bench was a big highlight.

[st_swithin]

Rufus and Larae'

[Sikander]

Originally posted by monolith94
For forty dollars a year, I'd join the masons if they let me have 60 Megabytes of webspace...

Would you sit in the back and keep to yourself?

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin
I tried trolling for spam, but all I got were a bunch of anchovies.

What the hell do you use for bait on anchovies? Plankten? I have very poor fine motor control, I'd never be able to do it.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by st_swithin
ALRIGHT!!! ALLRIGHT!!!!

I ADMIT IT!!!

I WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!!!!

What about Dillenger?

[Sikander]

I wouldn't become a Freemason if you got on to your stinking knees and begged me!!!

[Spiffor]

What's the need of being a freemason when you are an Apolytoner already ? I mean, here we are a communitiy dedicated to discuss about issues of our time to improve mankind, are we not ?

[FrustratedPoet]

We need a secret handshake first. No decent secret society would be seen dead without a special handshake.

[Whaleboy]

If you think I'm touching your hands, you're very much mistaken

Who knows where Diplomat's have been!

[st_swithin]

He's in the toilet, with Leary and Scorcese and Jesus.

[Lung]

Originally posted by PLATO


To join the Masons you must meet three criteria:

1.) You must be freeborn. No man who has been a slave or indentured may be a Mason.

Dare i ask....why? What does ever having been a slave have anything to do with it, and so what if i have dentures? Seriously, is that just their way of excluding blacks, or is there a more obscure reason?

I find it funny that, just because it's secretive, people think it must be sinister

If you want sinister, just join my secret philatelist's association

[st_swithin]

To join the Masons you must meet three criteria:

1.) You must be freeborn. No man IS a slave or IS indentured may be a Mason.
2.) You must NOT TALK ABOUT THE MASONS (however, talking TO a mason is acceptable, but only about topics OTHER THAN MASONS).
3.) You must BE a mason - that is, you must be a stoneworker of the most LITERAL TYPE - you must work with stones and rocks and use them to build something that benefits mankind.


Addendum:
A.) No, "getting stoned" does NOT COUNT.

B.) No, "public stoning of self or others" does NOT COUNT.

C.) Yes, digging rocks out of the ground for your own amusement DOES COUNT, so long as you had a good time doing it (please see "Stir of Echoes" starring Kevin Bacon).