The "Meanest Mutha on Poly" thread a.k.a. silly thread of the day...

[rah]

Originally posted by Berzerker
Since I've only met 4 apolytoners, I'd vote for War4ever. He's supposed to be a very good tennis player so he's got to be mobile, at least one strong arm, and I imagine some strong legs.

Hmm, since I wasn't mentioned, I will retain the Old Wimp label.

But that's OK, I'd pay someone to handle the beatings

[Defiant]

6'1", 250lbs, bench press over 400lbs, all-state in two sports, hockey(center) and football(left tackle), multiple bar fights, never lost. I can hold my own.

BUT, I am 38 now and I rely on the Desert Eagle .44 Magnum, nice gun you Isralis boys made.

So I am with Berzerker and will challenge anybody to golf.

[SlowwHand]

Originally posted by reds4ever


next time I'm in Texas I'll come and kick yo ass and make you my b1tch

I'll make sure you have a map and a picture of me, so you know just who you're looking for and where to look.
Keep talking.

Elijah, no. You scare the piss out me, too.

[lightblue]

I am not a fighter so would place myself below the people with proper experience. My only fighting skills are the stuff i got taught by some of my mates who did all kinds of martial arts (Muay Thai, Taek won Do, Judo, Boxing). but I am obviously no expert.

However the two serious fights I have gotten in have ended up with the other guy (2 of em in one fight - silly nazi gang...) in casualty/ER. I have always found the best way to stop some punk in his track is to fight dirty, kick in the nads, punch in the nose, couple of kicks in the ribs (I rely on kicking (low, mind you) a lot, partly because it allows me to keep people at a distance, and partly because I can leg press 300+kg).

At 6'5" and 220lbs of near international level athlete I'd wager my chances in most fights against non-armed non-trained opposition. Which is probably why I don't get into fights, and how I can defuse most situations when some of my hot tempered friends get close to fighting.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by SlowwHand



I'll make sure you have a map and a picture of me, so you know just who you're looking for and where to look.
Keep talking.

..they're SO cute when they're that age arn't they?

[SuperSneak]

Pussies, the lot of you.

[SlowwHand]

The thing that worries me about you, Sneaky, is I'd be afraid you'd hold your head at just the right angle and blind me.

[SlowwHand]

In all actuality, wouldn't Tiamat be the meanest mutha here?

[Sava]

True, sloww... but you'd be the meanest person with a vagina.

[JohnT]

You know Sava, that made no sense at all.

[JohnT]

Btw, I noticed a severe lack of "JohnT" mentions. If y'all don't start voting for me, I'm going to have my wife kick all of your asses!

[SlowwHand]

Sava? Make sense?


God. I needed a good joke told.

[Sava]

You know Sava, that made no sense at all.

the dumb usually have problems understanding my high class humor...

[Pekka]

Originally posted by korn469
hmmm, since pekka apparently has a temper (remember he was taken in for questioning when he thrashed those three guys for spitting on the road in front of his house) i'd put him close to the top

You see that's not just true. I don't have 'a temper'. I'm very calm person. In drunk I'm even more harmless.
And it was not for spitting.. that resulted for me to 'go somewhere else'. It was after those punks kicked my car that I got angry. And they were kids, with an attitude though, but still kids and I only defeated two of them, since the one ran. And they didn't fight back, so it stopped right there. This would prove me an idiot only.. but I have my excuses . Thank you.
(I was defending my property)

Besides, mean is the last word you'd use the describe me if you knew me.. I would say that I can take care of myself and that's all.

[Sava]

stupid drunken finn!