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  • #31
    Actually, it's so lifelike Dan and MarkG should sell them in the Poly store...
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    Only feebs vote.

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    • #32
      i don't believe these went into production, but owrth checking out just the same:

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      • #33
        naval aviator? because he flew around in a jet a little?

        his father should've got a figure... he actually was a pilot. plus you could get the CIA add-on complete with spy gear
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #34
          Smiley:

          did you look at the muslim section?



          Allah is an empty box and the Jihad guy got a sniper rifle
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #35
            George W. Bush
            President & Naval Aviator

            CSPA

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            • #36
              can we get an arch-enemy figurine? Saddam or Bin Laden?
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #37
                Originally posted by JohnT
                Damn. Forget to order Monkspider his Elite Figure.
                Send him mine. I'd just give mine to an acquaintance who would find an...interesting place...for it.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                  Send him mine. I'd just give mine to an acquaintance who would find an...interesting place...for it.
                  Next to Gay Billy?
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by MrFun
                    You know what kind of mutilations I will do to the Bush figure, once it's delivered, and after I have a voodoo curse put on it?
                    You are just envious cause that action figure is more of a man than all 9 Dem candidates put together!
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by The diplomat
                      You are just envious cause that action figure is more of a man than all 9 Dem candidates put together!
                      I bet Kerry would whoop Bush 10 times over in a fight. Ya see, unlike Bush, Kerry actually went into combat...
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                      • #41
                        yeah, Kerry would kick Dubya's ***** ass...

                        MrFun... I was just thinking about going to Haiti with such a doll.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by The diplomat


                          You are just envious cause that action figure is more of a man than all 9 Dem candidates put together!
                          Yeah -- you hit it right on the spot.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by The diplomat
                            You are just envious cause that action figure is more of a man than all 9 Dem candidates put together!
                            I really would not mind Bush being put alone in a room with all 9 democratic cadidates, and a few crowbars. I would not mind that at all.
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                            • #44
                              If you pull a string on the Bush doll's back (perhaps you need an Exxon or Halliburton doll to do that?) it comes out with a stream of gibberish, then tells a joke with no obvious punch line and laughs inappropriately.

                              See, it's amazingly lifelike.

                              There's an Australian sidekick doll, one quarter the Bush doll's size, but it comes only in a special collector's edition, where the Australian Prime Miniature doll's head is wedged firmly in the fundament of the Bush doll.

                              The BushBlair Project Edition is too risque for small children, and is only available in asbestos wrapped packs, mail order (not available in Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia and other such godfearing states).
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