Incredible: Breast milk assault in Strip club!

[Zylka]

...and just WHAT would you say if my peeny were teeny? (The good kind of teeny, like one of those fifteenies with a hymen. I can not STAND being intimate with a girl <17 who doesn't have a hymen, it is NOT natural)

Aside from which, please leave the clitoris at the door

[Boris Godunov]

I have to wonder at how long this can go on...

[Zylka]

Not long. We all know "girls" have a psychologically PROVEN level of penis envy

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Zylka
...and just WHAT would you say if my peeny were teeny? (The good kind of teeny, like one of those fifteenies with a hymen. I can not STAND being intimate with a girl <17 who doesn't have a hymen, it is NOT natural)

Aside from which, please leave the clitoris at the door

Your 'friends', relatives, neighbours, oh, sod it, the whole province wherein you reside has my sympathy.

Here's wishing you better mental health, you poor person.

[Zylka]

The refuge of a scaliwag, no doubt. Sure, run and hide - I imagine you can nurture that v-shaped belly instead of going to a gym

[Pekka]

Olaf, PANTIES MUST STAY ON? wtf my swedish brother?
We can at least still have the full show. Now, I must admit in shame that I have never been into strip bars, but when I was serving in the armed forces, there was a regular strip show in the bar that all soldiers went

They had cheap beer too, they knew we were broke as hell, no one had real money, so beer was next to free.
And... stripper... oh yes.

So, everytime strippers came to give us a show, you know they got pretty wild because it was almost 'all soldiers' audience, because we had to wear our 'suits' there too. So, they most of the times went extra wild too!
No one had any money to throw in, but strippers new we were broke, it's a common fact that all soldiers are the poorest folks in Finland, but they were sure wild even without tips. And when strippers are wild and audience is full of soldiers? Fuel to the FIRE!
Oh, and it was free show naturally.

Ahh.. the good times..

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Zylka
The refuge of a scaliwag, no doubt. Sure, run and hide - I imagine you can nurture that v-shaped belly instead of going to a gym

Alas, my powers of comprehension fail me with this. Is English not your first language, or are you intoxicated?

[Boris Godunov]

mb, you're kinda embarrassing yourself here... Z isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's trolling you.

[Zylka]

Boris - your games are really getting to me

Molly - so tell me this. If women are so perfect, WHY do they go through intense pain during labor - often hitting their husbands and/or nurses, and just generally being abusive?

Not so great to bleed every month now, is it?? ???

[Boris Godunov]

I couldn't let it go on any more without fair warning. Wouldn't be very chilvalrous.

[Zylka]

"Chivalry" was invented BY a woman, to entice men to stoop and swoon to their whimsical biddings - rather than the female EARNing due respect. Yeah, guys have it real good

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
mb, you're kinda embarrassing yourself here... Z isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's trolling you.

Odd, then, that I don't feel embarrassed. I do feel that posting offensive remarks and shielding oneself with the 'Gee, I'm just a whacky troll' defence is rather lame.

[Zylka]

Boris is the one who tried to "shield" me from those opinions with his "troll" insinuation, not myself.

And I wouldn't get a MAN to shield me, either. I'd do it myself, as all individuals should

[Boris Godunov]

Oh well...I did what I could...

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Zylka
Free SOFT drinks

Methinks the "manager" is a f*cking idiot, at best

In the States, a lot of completely nude bars do not serve alcohol.

UTAH!, even has completely nude bars, 1 maybe 2. I never saw the attraction to them. Women that I have no chance with taking my money.

However, if this had happened to me, I would have made the bar lose a lot of money on lap dances.



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