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  • #16
    And, from another section of the site, an article just for Asher!

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    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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    • #17
      Both those links are taking me to an Ad for an Ad blocker (Oh, the irony)
      'Tis the Devils work for sure!

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      • #18
        I can't help but be saddened that these kids will grow up with such appalling ignorance.
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #19
          For the first time in my life, I'm speechless...
          "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
          "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
          "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
            I can't help but be saddened that these kids will grow up with such appalling ignorance.
            There is hope. My fiancee grew up in that sort of environment...she's turned out fairly well, in my opinion, at least.
            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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            • #21
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              Uh, yeah.
              I'm glad you're the one that's going to burn in Hell.
              Don't worry. It will only feel like eternity.

              Slow, you are such a kidder!
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              • #22
                people need to stop acting like this is real... i hate when you liberals go and make a parady site then start parading it around like its real to make conservatives look like idiots
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
                  For the first time in my life, I'm speechless...

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                  • #24
                    STILL waiting for that ASTEROID!


                    Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                    I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                    • #25
                      people need to stop acting like this is real... i hate when you liberals go and make a parady site then start parading it around like its real to make conservatives look like idiots
                      I don't think this intended to make conservatives look like idiots. I'd say this is intended to make idiots look like idiots.
                      Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                      I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Albert Speer
                        people need to stop acting like this is real... i hate when you liberals go and make a parady site then start parading it around like its real to make conservatives look like idiots
                        What does it have to do with liberals and conservatives? It's about creationists, who can be of any political ideology.

                        Besides, I'm not sure the site is fake. All the links are to real Christian sites. At any rate, this isn't fiction, because all of these are things Creationists really say, all the time!
                        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #27
                          I think you'd be hard pressed to say that even the most extreme creationists go as far as the Apple thing.
                          "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
                          "The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
                          "It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            What really scares the hell out of me is that these children might become leaders one day — and if they haven't be disabused of their illogic by then, it could lead to nothing but ruin. And not just for them.

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                            "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                            "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                            • #29
                              Have you checked out the rest of the site?

                              It looks fairly legit. Seems like a lot of work to go to to make a joke...
                              Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                              I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
                                I think you'd be hard pressed to say that even the most extreme creationists go as far as the Apple thing.
                                Product warnings in such churches are not exactly rare, and for reasons that aren't even as good as those.....

                                It's a good thing nobody has told him about Jobs' "reality distortion field". He'd probably say Jobs was the devil himself.

                                Not that this would be inaccurate. But.
                                "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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