I was gonna say mostly this is FoS.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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How Old Is Grandma?
The Grandma replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before
the wheel, the Romans, pyramids, irrigation, mining, roads,
and Queen Elizabeth II. There was no architecture, hills, or writing...
********************************** This Woman would be only 6 years old!
About as accurate.
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TV is older as well, but note that the first sentence doesn't say "before the invention of". It's more like "before it got into public use".
The big problem is, take away the first three sentences and it suddenly isn't nearly as surprising. So it's rather misleading, to say the least.
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That text is now available on tea towels, and I'm getting mighty fed up of seeing it everywhere.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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Originally posted by Hueij
I thought penicillin was older but I can be wrong. To think that I'm only ten years younger than your Grandma
The times are changing.
"You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 but who could afford one?"
Back in the 1960s, my dad bought this not bad car for $50. It wasn't bad until he rolled it into a ravine.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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If Grandma were Taiwanese she'd be just over 40. What would it be in other nations?Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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One grandmother was born in 1918..she missed living through the Great War. But of course she lived in a poor rural village in Panama, so there were many things she never had long after they came out. I think she was over 40 when they got their first TV. Things work differently for those who's grandparents weren't middle class people in rich countries (spending 600 dollars on a car, are you nuts!) But she did have 7 kids and has seen all of them (OK, 6 of them) go to university and become professionals.. Thank God for free universities!
Oh, and the whole bit about "every family had a father and a mother?, bull. My Grandmothewr had 7 kids with 3 husbands, not all of which died. People divorce, people have affairs, people get abused, and the same was true back in grandma's time.If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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Originally posted by Jon Miller
one of my great grandmothers died recently, she was 90 something
I think I still have 3 left
Jon Miller
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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Originally posted by jdd2007
Uhhh ... wasn't radar used in World War II?12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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