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    Tiny African Nation delcares President "God"

    BBC NEWS | Africa | Equatorial Guinea's "God"
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3098007.stm
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    State radio in the tiny west African state of Equatorial Guinea has hailed the nation's leader as "the country's God".

    In a programme called Bidze-Nduan (Bury the fire) which deals with "peace, tranquillity and the order reigning in the country" the radio declared that President Teodoro Obiang Nguema was "in permanent contact with the Almighty".
    etc..etc..


    Time to Break out the MOAB to test that theory.

    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.
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    "He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength," a presidential aide announced on the show.
    That makes him like a ninja, who are mammals and totally flip out and kill people all the time without even thinking twice about it.

    I love ninjas with every part of my body including my pee pee.
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      Hmm... it's going to be interesting when if he meets recognized religious leaders as to the protocol oberserved.

      So, do you get to vote for your local God in equatorial Guinea, or is it a dictatorship?

      Sorry, can't check the CIA website, my broswer is running like a snail.
      Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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        urgh.NSFW

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          Well, according to the article the Prez was re-elected with almost 100% popular vote....hmm.. that sounds vaguely familiar...
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #6
            Hell, if god was running for office here, I think he'd get the same percentage, no matter what!
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #7
              A new target for fundies, anyway. Gives them something else to aim at.
              Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
              "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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              • #8
                ahh good, another nation for the U.S. to take over.

                do they have oil or some other valuable commodity?

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                  "He can decide to kill without anyone calling him to account and without going to hell because it is God himself, with whom he is in permanent contact, and who gives him this strength," a presidential aide announced on the show.


                  Holy ****ing **** that's scary.

                  I wouldn't want to be a citizen in Equatorial Guinea right now...
                  If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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                  • #10
                    I never imagined God to have the eyes of a lizzard, but there we are.

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                    • #11
                      Another fine, upstanding "man of the people" African politician.

                      Let's just get all the Eurowhiteys together, reinvade the continent, and fix things this time.
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                        As God, I hereby take ownership of this discussion board. All trolls shall now be deleted without mercy.
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                        • #13
                          Seems to me that godhood is clearly a weapon of mass destruction. The country is so tiny that even a very weak nation could take it over.

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                            what religion was this man before becoming God?
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                              Wouldn't God have perfect eyesight, thus He need not wear glasses?

                              Or was the whole thing about He sees everywhere just metaphorical?

                              Man, metaphorical things suck.
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