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  • #16
    Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
    Another fine, upstanding "man of the people" African politician.

    Let's just get all the Eurowhiteys together, reinvade the continent, and fix things this time.
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #17
      actually you know what... it didnt say he was god only that he had contact with god... so this guy's more like a prophet...
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        Any chance the religious leaders of the country could inspire dissent now?
        "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

        "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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        • #19
          More like a prophet? If that's so ain't nothing spectacular then, I've seen street bums call 'emselves prophets.
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          • #20
            tell him to do a miracle.
            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • #21
              THEY HAVE OIL! WE MUST INVADE TO PROTECT FREEDOM!
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
              "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
              "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
              "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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              • #22
                Originally posted by mrmitchell
                Wouldn't God have perfect eyesight, thus He need not wear glasses?

                C'mon, those are obviously just fashion glasses to make himself sexy. And boy do they work. Raaarrrrr

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                • #23
                  This Presidental god has a nation with 30% unemployment according to recent statistics.
                  For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Fez
                    This Presidental god has a nation with 30% unemployment according to recent statistics.
                    That's probably better than the apolyton employment rate.

                    And the 30% are probably his unpaid mistresses.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Albert Speer
                      actually you know what... it didnt say he was god only that he had contact with god... so this guy's more like a prophet...
                      After all, according to the things which were said on radio, I think he could be considered much like the pope as some kind of Gods Representative on Earth.
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                      Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by GePap
                        THEY HAVE OIL! WE MUST INVADE TO PROTECT FREEDOM!
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                        • #27
                          Damien Thorn for President!
                          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                          • #28
                            Men, this colony was not so poor when it was part of Spain
                            Trying to rehabilitateh and contribuing again to the civ-community

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                            • #29
                              What puzzles me is this guy's been head of state since 1979 and only now has the guts to declare himself God??

                              What a wuss.

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                              • #30
                                Damn. All the good schticks have been done already.
                                meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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