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  • #31
    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    I repeat: what the **** is a bugger?
    Well it's obviously not what I thought it was.

    Tweezers, wielded by someone calm and sane with excellent eye-hand co-ordination, should do the trick.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #32
      SuperSneak, stay online then, because I'll really need them soon if the water doesn't work. Now, to the shower..... Houston, I'm going in!
      In da butt.
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      • #33
        More so when you put it on blood (iron is a catalyst for reaction 2 H2O2 -> 2 H2O + O2)
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
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        • #34
          A syringe of warm water. Or a waterpik. Or those little snot sucking bulbs filled with water.

          A waterpik works great.

          If you use the shower make sure the water goes into your ear canal.

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            Peroxide won't hurt your brain unless you open your skull and dump the stuff on your noodle.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #36
              And H2O2 generally can't hurt you, but in presence of strong catalyst it releases large amount of heat quickly (IIRC)
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #37
                Krazy Horse,


                Just like Che said, and why it's good to do.
                HELL of a lot better than sticking swabs, or God knows what Sneaky would suggest.
                Puncture that ear drum, he'll want the bugger back.
                I thought it was a bug.
                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #38
                  Yes, your ear does get a little warm when you put H2O2 down it.

                  ACK!
                  Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                  • #39
                    Yeah, right....my on call fees are $200 per minute, punk!


                    OK...if desperate, take a normal size paper clip, unfold it and pinch the arm down to form a "loop"...this will approximate a common doctor's tool used for scraping small places...VERY VERY carefully insert it SLOWLY into opening, pushed against the side, until you feel it is far enough to contact the jellybean and then "scoop" the **** out!

                    *not responsible for hearing loss or further retardation.
                    Life and death is a grave matter;
                    all things pass quickly away.
                    Each of you must be completely alert;
                    never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                    • #40
                      Nice disclaimer.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Agathon
                        Tweezers, wielded by someone calm and sane with excellent eye-hand co-ordination, should do the trick.
                        Never, ever, put anything metal in your ear. You can accidentally puncture your ear drum. All it takes is a little hole and it'll be like listening to a blown speaker for the rest of your life.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #42
                          I still swear by a good hot hydro washing...if it is just wax, it will soften sufficiently to swab out with a slightly dangerous Q-tip (yes, Pekka, the cotton tipped swab thingy) plunge and swirl.
                          Life and death is a grave matter;
                          all things pass quickly away.
                          Each of you must be completely alert;
                          never neglectful, never indulgent.

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                          • #43
                            120 views? Was that it? Over Pekka's ear wax.

                            Oh, man. Living life, or what ?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #44
                              Forum's slow.

                              Besides, I keep expecting to see him post something like "AH GOD, IT'S EATING MY BRAINS!"
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                              • #45
                                Now that's worth waiting for.
                                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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