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    Bugger in ear - removing tips FAST!

    I know it sounds and is gross, but I have to give it a shot. I have some bugger in my ear and it's stuck so that I can't hear much from my other ear.
    I was cleaning my ears sticks made for cleaning with the result of pushing the bugger deeper and not it can't come out, now can it! I'm really pissed, because this is annoying and I can't almost here anything out of it.

    How can I remove it with tools found in house? Maybe something with water could help it come out? Now if I stick something in my ear, it will only push it further and further and that won't help at all. I know it sounds discusting and all that, but I really need help with this asap, as I'm going to my friends house for afterparty and promised to spin for a while, but I can't really do it with one ear. HELP ASAP!
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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  • #2
    Hydrogen peroxide.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      No Sloww, I really need help fast... I think some water tricks can help me out, but I dont' know how.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        You're being buggered in your ear?

        That must be a total mind****.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #5
          It will fizz it out.
          Ok, fine. Tweezers?
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Damn Agathon you know what I mean! I need medical advice fast, I'm supposed to be leaving in 40 minutes and I can't hear good.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              Tweezers? That sounds risky business.. I'm not going for it. I am almost confident water can do it, if I can somehow get some water in my ear other than with my hands, the pressure of the water coming out will bring the bugger as well, or at least damage the bugger so that it goes to smaller pieces and comes out.
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                What the **** is a bugger?
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Dude, go to one of those fast-serve "Emergency Medical Clinics" that they have for these types of non-life-threatening medical emergencies. You're likely to puncture your eardrum and lose your hearing in that ear or do other damage with chemicals. Hydrogen Peroxide and water are probably to only things you should be using to drown the damn thing. Let a doctor take the corpse out...
                  The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                  The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                  • #10
                    Good luck. Hope it doesn't bore it's way into your brain.
                    Make you embarrass yourself while you're out.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Also this matter is serious, as I'm getting paid to spin the music, and I can't hear now good enough, and because me ear is now stuck with the bugger, it also distorts the sounds a little and even hurts a bit if I listen to music, so I really need this because otherwise I'll lose the money and I really need it.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        DRoseDARs, damn I don't live in civilized country. There is only the emergency room in this damn commie country and they'll make me wait many hours. Won't do.
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          Now I know what happened to Van Gogh...
                          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                          • #14
                            I repeat: what the **** is a bugger?
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              I don't know the right word for it. sh1t is more correct word.
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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