Oh Susie Q, baby I love you

[Pekka]

And here is one of the BEST methods of using Susie Q.

[Pekka]

So, you need a flying thingie that is able to carry my baby, you load it up with maximum amount of ammo, drop it from the sky where you want it (peace square would be ironic if they had it), parachutes opens and they try to soften the blow, so it'll be working when it lands. Now, it's on the ground, remote control button and it starts firing rapidly WHOLE LOTS of granades.
Unmanned, dropped from the sky. It's not the same model, but it's very close to the vehicle.

Now, it doesn't need any space inside for the personel, so it's smaller too. Only enough to hold the blow when it hits the ground, enough space to carry all the ammo and the computer system that the automatic tubes starts firing and feeding itself. It's very cool weapon, and way more destructive than traditional bombing. And, it's cheap. You can't shoot it from the sky very easily as it drops fast. Naturally you will be hitting the enemy with heavy artillery at the same time, so they won't be too comfortable hurting my baby when it's flying.

[Ted Striker]

run for your lives!!!!

[Pekka]

Also, if you have good sound system near you, you can really start rocking it putting this song and letting the enemy know what's coming. It's Susie Q time, and they'll be shaking in their boots. It's all psychological.

[Ted Striker]

put on ride of the valkyries

and then some 2Pac

*heavy bass intro*

"How do you want it?!"

[Pekka]

Also it would be good to drop few of these babies at night, perhaps when enemy doesn't know you're near, so the guards will notice the crash when they hit the ground at dark. It'll be instant alarm, everybody running like crazy outside. And that's when Susie Q's starts singing its deadly song, everybody outside, and few of these babies in the yard, tubes firing wildly.

[Ted Striker]

how much does this **** cost anyway?

[Pekka]

Important note: If someone wants to develop these babies with intentions of actually using these, then PM me. My services are not expensive, and I'll give my full time 24/7 serving and helping you. I just want to see my babies live, that's all, so you can afford me too.

PS. Terrorists, freedom haters, foreign fundies, illegal rebels of any kind, criminals and the enemies of US.. don't bother, I won't answer you.

[Pekka]

Ted Striker, Well.. I can't say I have good numbers because I'm not very sure, but it's not THAT expensive. It's worth the money I figure. I'll personally settle for plane ticket, decent monthly salary, citizenship and guaranteed job and freedom of designing more.. .

And the liberty to finish my degree. Anyone.. interested? I have lots of more weapons too. Still available for purchasing is Sleepwatcher, Demoralizer, Shotgun from hell and The Sharpnel Shower. Oh and Susie Q.

[Ted Striker]

We need to drop one of these on Abu Sayeff.

[Pekka]

Ted, YEAH, that's what I'm talking about!

You know, it would be cool to drop one of these to his house. Imagine him watching Jerry Springer and all of the sudden this crashes through the roof to his living room. He can run.. but he better be fast.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Nurse! NURSE!

[Pekka]

Well I guess there are always folks that can't appreciate fire power..

[Pekka]

And it is good to use different kind of granades. Some that explodes after 4 seconds, so they hit the ground or walls and bounces around before going off, and granades that explodes in 1.5 second, so many of them will explode mid air.. So you have maximum effect and fill the space with sharpnel. So it is more effective on open ground if there are not enough obstacles.

[Pekka]

Besides, just think about what a nice peace of weaponry this is after those Iraqi rebels drives those pick ups with granade launchers on the back, with no accuracy? Just drive this baby to the base of theirs, and show what they did wrong and that their versions are lame and sissies compared to way superior Susie Q.