What's A Man To Do?

[Sava]

but the mechanics of it all is stunning

I agree. I mean, come on, these guys can change 4 tires and pump a full tank of gas in less than 5 seconds! That's cool.

[SlowwHand]

That is cool.
Dirt track is really great, especially if it's figure 8.

[MrFun]

Times like this that I'm grateful I am gay . . . . .

[mrmitchell]

this is a bunch of forwarded email, but nonetheless it's relatively funny.

[monkspider]

Good post, cowboy.

[st_swithin]

SlowwHand: Hey, tex, ever tried just being y'all's self?

[Kuciwalker]

This is hilarious.

st swithin - they are being themselves

[st_swithin]

In that case, carry on - if you're the same way in RL as online, you don't need to read any more magazines.

[SlowwHand]

Are you joking, st_swithin ? It's all I can do, to just be.

[st_swithin]

Nope, in fact I talk to you people here on Apolyton several orders of magnitude more often than I talk to people in RL or on the phone.

I believe, as my dad always did in life, that if you aren't going to be proud of the words that come out of your mouth, then write them down first and then edit.

My brain is single-threaded - I can't edit and think concurrently; therefore I tend to voice many opinions that should never have been given that much hot air in the first place.

Me? JOKING? Surely you jest. I thought you would have known me better by now. I'm ALWAYS serious!
;p

[cinch]

What's the deal about NASCAR? A preference for CART?

Or, more likely, F1.

I'm not a big car racing nut, but I can handle watching a Formula One race... I can find some joy in it. The tracks are nicer, the drivers are more talented, and it's just a whole lot more interesting.

Plus, the drivers have entertaining names like Rubens Barrichello and Juan Pablo Montoya!