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  • Great News! Most of you will never get prostate cancer!

    I'm sure this is the medical advice many of you have been waiting for


    Handy way to beat cancer

    By Michael Bradley
    July 17 2003


    The Pope may tell you it will make you blind, but a group of Australian researchers say it has at least one medical advantage.

    The more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer later in life, says Professor Graham Giles, from Cancer Council Victoria.

    He and his team quizzed 1079 prostate cancer patients and compared their answers with 1259 healthy men of the same age. They found the risk of developing prostate cancer was reduced by a third for men who ejaculated daily during their 20s, compared with those who did so only three times a week.

    Previous studies have suggested high sexual activity could increase the risk of the cancer. But Professor Giles says those studies only covered intercourse.

    The research was inspired by recent studies linking breast cancer with the amount of times a women lactates.

    "The prostate gland is similar to a breast in that it's an organ destined to secrete a fluid," Professor Giles said. "It occurred to us that, if the seminal fluid is not flushed out of the ducts sufficiently, then chemical changes may occur which may in due course lead to an increased risk of cancer."

    Professor Giles, whose study will be published in the British Journal of Urology, conceded that embarrassment may have prompted less-than-honest answers - but the work of another scientist may allay his concerns.

    Anthony Smith, from the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society, found men were far more comfortable discussing their masturbation habits than their income.
    Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    Australia has scientists?
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • #3
      Damn AH, you "beat" me to it.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4


        Excellent news.

        Gotta link? Some friends of mine would like to know this...
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #5
          Yahoo! has a link for the moment:

          The latest news and headlines from Yahoo News. Get breaking news stories and in-depth coverage with videos and photos.
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #6
            Thanks DRoseDARs
            Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              Hey hey! Who knew I'd been promoting good health all these years?

              And in honor of this news, some euphemisms for ****ing!

              Answer the bone-a-phone
              Blessing the alter boy
              Bludgeon the beefsteak
              Box the Jesuit
              Burping the worm
              Cajun clown ****ing
              Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
              Coming to grips with yourself
              Couch hockey for one
              Dishonorable discharge
              Doodle your noodle
              Eberting Siskel
              Five against one
              Flute solo
              Hands on training
              Hand to gland combat
              Holding your sausage hostage
              Interrogating the witness
              Jackin' the beanstalk
              Jerkin' the gherkin
              Keep the census down
              Launching the hand shuttle
              Makin' gravy for the biscuit
              Manual override
              Menage a moi
              Paddle the pickle
              Pat the Robertson
              Play pocket pool
              Pulling the taffy
              Punchin' the munchkin
              Rolling the fleshy blunt
              Sending out the troops
              Shake the snake
              Shucking the corn
              Slap the salami
              Taking a core sample
              Tethering the blimp
              Tickle the Elmo
              Toss the midget
              Tuning the antenna
              Waxin' your Jackson
              Winding the Jack In The Box
              Yahtzee
              Yank my doodle dandy
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #8

                Yay for prostate cancer prevention!
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                sorry about that mess.
                American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                XGalaga.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                  Blessing the alter boy
                  You are, of course, going to hell.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #10
                    Yes, I am going to hell... Right after the pixies plant alcohol in my morning glass of milk and a unicorn gives me peritonitis.
                    Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                    • #11
                      Re: Great News! Most of you will never get prostate cancer!

                      Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                      I'm sure this is the medical advice many of you have been waiting for



                      Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things
                      ...because after banning research on weapons, atomic energy, petrochemicals, and bioengineering, there's not a whole lot left.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        I guess sex, porn, and masturbation aren't the sins social conservatives make them out to be. And if you are a religious person, God wants you to masturbate because he designed your body to benefit from it.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          So at age 45 you're supposed to ejaculate daily? 3 times a week isn't even enough?

                          At 45 you're old enough to have a son who "should" be doing the same thing.

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                          • #14
                            I'm not religious about anything else.
                            American by birth, smarter than the average tropical fruit by the grace of Me. -me
                            I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
                            Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
                            XGalaga.

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                            • #15
                              Why is it always "Australian researchers" who come up with these things
                              I dare not speculate.

                              "The prostate gland is similar to a breast in that it's an organ destined to secrete a fluid," Professor Giles said. "It occurred to us that, if the seminal fluid is not flushed out of the ducts sufficiently, then chemical changes may occur which may in due course lead to an increased risk of cancer."
                              Hmm...I've heard women in "primitive" cultures where bras are rare have much lower rates of breast cancer. I wonder if that means men who where briefs as opposed to boxers now have another reason besides low sperm count to switch. Or as Kramer discovered, "I'm out there and loving every minute".
                              It does make sense that wearing restrictive clothing inhibits the body's ability to flush out toxins...

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