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  • #16
    If one person owned all the land in the world he'd have a perfect right to through the entire human species into the ocean and you'd be okay with that.
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    • #17
      Hmmm....well, that'd be one way to control population growth....

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      • #18
        What?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          If one person owned all the land in the world he'd have a perfect right to through the entire human species into the ocean and you'd be okay with that.
          It happens anyway..............Ethnic Cleansing ..............the common man is powerless to stop it at its onset.

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          • #20
            If one person owned all the land in the world he'd have a perfect right to through the entire human species into the ocean and you'd be okay with that.
            Bull****. Murder is wrong, even when done on your own property.
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            • #21
              So he'd have to allow people to use his property?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                It wouldn't be murder. If they choose not to swim, that's their own fault.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by David Floyd


                  Bull****. Murder is wrong, even when done on your own property.

                  IIRC there was a time when you argued that you had the right to shoot police officers if they ever tried to come onto your property. Or was that just a lot of talk?
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by David Floyd
                    I dunno. What do you think?
                    So one private party has the right to wipe out a resource he doesn't own on property that's not his? Interesting interpretation.
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                    • #25
                      I got two cats. One is very much a Dog-cat, he'll come when called, fetch, even walk with you (with a harness)

                      The other, B*tch Kitty from Hell, doesn't respond to any commands, whether they be " Come", "stop", "Mary stop it", "FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP!"
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                      • #26
                        Who the hell walks a cat?

                        The Russians are very good at training cats. I've seen videos of trained Russky felines doing all sorts of tricks, jumping through hoops, walking tightropes, and the like. Must be a secret technology the USSR developed back when they were feverishly researching ESP during the Cold War.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by mindseye
                          Who the hell walks a cat?

                          The Russians are very good at training cats. I've seen videos of trained Russky felines doing all sorts of tricks, jumping through hoops, walking tightropes, and the like. Must be a secret technology the USSR developed back when they were feverishly researching ESP during the Cold War.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            Who the hell walks a cat?
                            My cat walks when she gets tired of being dragged...by her tail.


                            Seriously, she gets plenty of exercise outdoors without the fuss of "taking her for walks."
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #29
                              It wouldn't be murder. If they choose not to swim, that's their own fault.


                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lonestar
                                I got two cats. One is very much a Dog-cat, he'll come when called, fetch, even walk with you (with a harness)

                                The other, B*tch Kitty from Hell, doesn't respond to any commands, whether they be " Come", "stop", "Mary stop it", "FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP!"
                                My cat won't respond to "Samantha," "Sam," "Cat," "Kitty," or "Ouch!"



                                ...But she responds to, "Stupid."

                                Dumb cat... ...but I LOOOVE my pritty (sic) kitty.
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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